Fanart Of Epic Hermes :]

This is like, Good Omens 101

Good Omens Novel: explicitly said Aziraphale is very intelligent

Good Omens Fandom: Aziraphale is pure of heart, home of sexual, and dumb of ass

You bitch

Well aparentlly she Is coming back soon enough

THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

pie date

Yelena (drunk): walker are you ambidextrous?

Walker (less drunk): why?

Yelena: well it would make sense, right? *points at self* bisexual *points at bob* bipolar *points at ava* biracial *points at bucky* bicentennial *points at alexei* uh… bilingual, I guess.

Walker: what?

Bucky (appalled): HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?

Here :]

hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

the thunderbolts supporting each other...

ava talking to yelena about their difficult childhood experiences. not competing, but talking late at night because they can't sleep. they lay down in the floor and look at the sky together.

alexei doing a speech about how great the urss was and stopping int he middle after he sees bucky getting lost in his thoughts. he then comforts him just as he did with yelena. bucky is a little reticent, but he sees his good intentions and gets along.

walker being slowly more soft with bob. it's hard, definitely. but the first time bob gets enough and tells him to fuck off, he realizes that he is not doing enough to change and tries to start again.

broken people finding and helping each other is so important for me fr

WAIT IT DOES'NT SAID THAT IN ENGLISH

"Bill... Can I call you that?" / "You can call me whatever you want except 'My Love'!"

"Ha ha! That's a joke! Everybody loves me!"

Y yo a ti Ford, or whatever. @fearoftriangles pointed out that in the Spanish version of The Book of Bill: Bill says Ford can call him anything but "Mi Amor" instead of anything but "Late for Dinner" and-

...I swear, Spanish translators cannot keep getting away with this

good morning lokius nation

Buen dia lokius nation

If there Is something im happy abt, Is that thanks to the void, Bob didnt had that haircut for long