I Think That Having Kesha Write A Whole Ass Song About How Much Of A Wuss I Am Would Be The Wake Up Call

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trying to get back into reading and for some reason i chose this absolute fucking monster of a novel

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

twilight is the worst but it’s also good in a way. it’s so bad it makes me think “i could do way better” and then gives me motivation to write

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

feelin pretty gangsta rn

the sexy intrigue deodorant stick i use is NOT working

my brother after seeing adora’s perfect future interrupted by horde prime:

“he tricked her into being a lesbian??”

I can see through your tricks.