THE X-FILES — 06x20

Every day I think of that one "blooper" from fight the future where Scully and Mulder aren't interrupted at the bee scene, but it's pretty much just Gillian and David making out

Is your ship really that iconic if one of them haven't been buried alive and the other haven't tried to dig them out with their bare hands?

THE X-FILES: (03x03), d.p.o.

'never again' but instead of ed jersey scully goes on a date with a woman who also has an evil tattoo that makes her go insane and kill people <3

scully deserves some hot lesbian sex as a treat

(mulder is still jealous and a bit of a dick bc of that but then they kiss and make out up and everything's fine)

Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

The X-Files S1E2

- action sequence right of the bat, nice

- I think that guy messed up the count

- that rash is NASTY

- it's the meme music!!!!

- that is..... that is the shittiest, most low-budget ass title sequence I've ever seen I love it

- GILLIAN ANDERSON

- sir that is not how you approach a coworker

- "it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon Agent Mulder" these chuckleheads are flirting already

- (sorry I'm still thinking about that title sequence. It's oddly..... refreshing??)

- guy at the bar is sus

- ah yes, it was the Russians excuse

- don't corner people in the restroom. It's disgusting and violating and disgusting

- (like really, is anyone else tired of those highly specialised prestige TV intros? I'm getting worked up about something I didn't even realize was bothering me)

- Mulder gets in trouble bc he refuses to stop investigating..... and now he has tiny scary lady working with him. Worst Fucking Nightmare

- damn she pretty

- I refuse to believe this wet cat loser can coo- his phone is tapped!!! and he's being watched!!!

- HIS HAND ON HER BACK

- "the government is not above the law" HAHAAHAHAHHA (internal sobbing intensifies)

- that man is Gone (hope he gets better)

- alas some people deal with trauma by pretending it doesn't exist

- height difference

- SUCKER

- she's gonna have a damn awful crick in her neck

- oooh light show, also how many apple boxes is she standing on?

- spies? terrorists? nah stoned kids

- fed thosw dumbasses dinner and dropped them off at home? Mulder and Scully you have my heart

- Scully looks so cute when she's smiling her "you idiot" smile (that's what it's called now, no arguments)

- Roswell! Wasn't that also a show?

- Mulder's kinda gotta a point

- "Mulder you're crazy" no hesitation, none, love it

- please stop making women run in heels, also that smile. Why are you smiling like that at Mulder, Scully?

- 'came back wrong' is one of my favourite tropes, I love this

- it's not him. Clone? Brainwashing? Selective memory wipe?

- Mulder's kinda got a point again

- Mulder's got jokes

- Scully can't watch Mulder being hurt. Second episode, this is the second episode

- "something else?" She is so done with him

- this groundwork being laid as to how both their thought processes work is really well done

- Scully's face when she hears the car

- I can't decide if it's a good thing or a bad thing that the kids helped him. If a single camera caught them, they could be in serious trouble, I mean, look what they're doing to their own soldiers

- Scully misses the proof again

- no don't hurt the wet cat loser!!!

- they cut the phone lines didn't they?

- hey that actor that shows up in a lot of shows in bit parts. Get that paycheck sir

- so Mulder was right beat for beat. Experimental aircraft derived from UFO technology. The poor pilots were collateral damage

- reporter guy??? Dammit Scully left her gun

- he was the one in the car earlier! Also love it no hesitation from Scully

- get his ass Scully

- man those kids are so good. Came back to tell her about Mulder. I headcannon nothing bad ever happens to them and they live long happy lives

- they're wiping his memory

- wait the security guy wipes at his eye right after the scene Mulder is administered something in his eye (thematic parallel). Is this base keeping even it's own security on a tight memory leash? Sheesh

- Scully.... took an army security guy hostage.... to save Mulder..... in the second episode

- (screams)

- yeah he knows she'll shoot his ass. Keep cooperating asshole

- Mulder! What did they do to my boy?!

- shut up asshole

- dammit Mulder saw a UFO and they took that away from him. Y'all gonna catch these hands

- that poor woman

- I think Scully's scared, she can't quite look at Mulder for long

- she makes a point to mention in her report that she saw those weird lights too

- you walked all that way to conspicuously have that conversation in the middle of an empty football field??

- is this guy supposed to be the Deep Throat? As in THAT Deep Throat?

children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

X-Files S1E3

- pennywise?

- he has a snow globe of the globe?

- ew ew ew ew (I have a thing about hands creepily emerging from around an edge/corner)

- GILLIAN ANDERSON

- this guy screams douchebag

- defending Mulder right away, I see you Scully

- well she just lost her appetite

- well jokes on you douchebag. She wants to be Mrs. Spooky

- they're flirting your honour

- that flicker of a smile from Scully when Mulder's messing with douchebag

- go Scully, that's a bangin profile (see: my expertise from 15 years pf watching Criminal Minds)

- douchebag 2.0 sees her actually doing a good job and immediately has to put her down, screw you

- non-zero chance that the thing going bump in the night is actually Mulder

- it's in the industrial vents?? Creepy

- too early in the episode. There'll be shenanigans

- Mulder making it a point to tell Scully she was right and he was wrong

- polygraphs are a scam

- damn she pretty

- I love that Mulder says ' Scully's right' he can't stand this douchebag

- Scully reaffirming her position and standing up for Mulder, in front of Mulder I love to see it

- MULDER SMILED

- him opening up, him playing with the necklace, her looking at down at him playing with the necklace, her looking up nd giving him that look

- (screams)

- that's the crux of it all isn't it? She respects him and listens

- this is sorta reminding me of the Supernatural Bloody Mary episode. Genuinely scary and tense

- that shot of him emerging from the darkness was creepy

- Mulder being a cocky little shit, Scully using the rules to back him up. Worst Fucking Nightmare

- "the victim's" Dana Scully you have my heart

- damn she pretty

- he's been using the same name for 100 years? Idiot

- "and you're gonna be head of the Bureau by then" he loves her so much. Also you'll be preoccupied with a lot of other shit in 2023 guys

- rip to all those that experience motion sickness on the regular. I experienced it once on a plane ride, 0/10 do not recommend

- that is not how you look at a coworker guys

- 25? I thought it was every 30 years?

- "you'd go crazy right?" Mulder nodding, my poor wet cat loser

- hell of a monologue from that actor. Well done sir

- hey it's the the scene from the title sequence

- he collects trophies? This thing is a Serial Killer

- WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

- ok ngl that got an audible laugh outta me. I think that's the first time I've seen Mulder rattled

- see if it killed people as a way to feed itself, and that being the only how it can get sustenance, I'd have some sympathy. But it collects trophies, it goes out of its way to almost terrorise the victim before killing them. Nah this is a Serial Killer

- NOOOO STAY AWAY FROM SCULLY

- it doesn't take much to be decent. Genuinely it is so fucking easy not to be an asshole

- someone please punch this douchebag. I really really hope this spectacularly backfires on him and tanks his career

- Mulder run, Scully needs help

- ew ew ew

- FUCK SAKW THAT GOT ME

- teamwork makes the dream work

- a federal agent was attacked in her own home bc douchebag removed the surveillance team that was supposed to be watching the main suspect. Tank. His. Career

- happy the old man got closure. Brilliant acting, no happiness, just a weight-pff-shoulders resigned sort of relief, and then tears

- wait if the theory of mutant human is accurate, then this is the first episode not about an alien

- he's going to escape isn't he? Fuck

the tragedy of characters attempting to break free from the cycle (violence, fate, generational trauma, etc.) that they go down a path and become someone they don’t even recognize all to fulfill the cycle they had every intention of breaking and fail the quest

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