U Ever Just Make Some Shit

something something slam dunk something something grammys yay hamlet!

i just realised i should've reblogged that writingpromts post instead of just making a new one

dutch: stay calm john

dutch 2 seconds later:

GET DOWN HERE NOW,

YOU INBRED

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

Commission Me!

Her berry (literally just a ball of yarn) is the most precious thing in the world to her I often find her cherishing it

i hate myself for doing this. im sorry

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