Archeestic - Archeestic

ford finds out what stan did while using his name:

this is my first fancomic i hope yall like it!! thank you for the support on my previous posts <3

Damian, six years old: but WHY can’t i have a pet?!

Talia, tired:

Damian: i promise i’ll take care of it real good!

Talia: i said no seven hours ago

Damian: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

Talia: for gods sake

~later~

Damian:

Talia: this is your new pet brother. now stop whining.

Jason:

Damian:

Jason: when you said ‘take care of my kid’ i thought you meant babysitting for an hour or two-

Talia: it was you or a husky, now shut up. you’re his brother now.

Damian, to Jason: how often should i walk you?

Jason: i should never have climbed back out of the lazarus pit.

(During a trip to the Demon Realm, Sasha and Hunter stumble into a cursed forest where they run into a group of reanimated skeletons with swords)

Sasha: (fighting off a skeleton with her swords) Hey, don't get me wrong - I'm having a great time right now - but what's the deal with these skeletons?

Hunter: (fighting off a skeleton with his staff) What do you mean?

Sasha: What exactly is holding them together?

Hunter: Uhh... their bones, I guess?

Sasha: That makes no sense! Bones are held together with ligaments and tendons. But all I see are bones.

Hunter: I guess I don't understand what you're asking.

Sasha: (disarms one skeleton, grabs it by the arm, and shows it to Hunter) Okay, look; this is the radius, this is the ulna, this is the humerus. Now, if I take my sword and cut this skeleton's arm between its humerus and radius like so... (cuts the arm in half) ... what am I actually cutting?

Skeleton: Okay, first of all; rude. Second; if you're that curious, we were reanimated by a cursed witch and we're held together by a magic field. He gave us pamphlets saying that we're now contractually obligated to guard this cursed forest.

Sasha: (crosses her arms) And you read this pamphlet with no eyes?

Skeleton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just blew my mind. (GASP!) I DON'T HAVE A MIND!

The two manage to convince the skeletons to unionize against the witch who raised them. He didn’t go quietly and the skeletons started a new village in the woods, tending to a new Palistrom grove

alex hirsch being the #1 billford shipper

What if Dib was secretly a Disney Princess this whole time? 🤔

A fast drawn I did in Histology Lab👍