The Way My Therapist Asked Me What Was In That Arcane Spoiler I Accidentally Saw After ALL THAT WEEK

marine biologist sevika with a baby seal <3

meow meow meow

Finna bite her bicep to stay quiet and I bet she'd like it.

*deep breath* MY EVIL CUTIE INTIMIDATING BEAUTIFUL TERRIFYING AT FIRST BUT ACTUALLY JUST A BABY PRINCESS GLOOMY SOMBER PRETTY CHARMING TIRED OF ALL THOSE DICKHEADS SWEET HONEY GODLIKE #1 GIRL MY CINNABON WITH LOTS OF CREAM AND CINNAMON MY RAY OF LIGHT IN ALL THIS SHIT MY DEAREST DEAR DARLING MY FLUFFY MAINE COON MY SUGAR STRAWBERRY TARTLET MY BIG BABY FLUFFY PUPPY LOOK AT THOSE EYES OOOH WHAT A SCARY PANTHER OH NO WAIT ITS JUST A BIG LOVE BALL GOOOD I JUST WANT TO KISS HER POUTY CHEEKS AND FULL LIPS AND WRAP HER IN A CRADLE AND NOT LET ANYONE CLOSE UNTIL. SHE. GETS. ENOUGH. SLEEP. RRAWWR GOD FORBID SOMEONE HURTS HER IN THE NEW SEASON (FOR EXAMPLE, MAKE HER STRAIGHT) I WON’T BE ABLE TO CONTROL MYSELF!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE MY LITTLE BEADY SUFFER EVEN MORE THAN SHES ALREADY SUFFERED, GIVE HER A TICKET TO THE MALDIVES IN AN ALL-INCLUSIVE HOTEL ITS NOT A REQUEST ITS A DEMAND😭😭😭

credit to video: @pluto4pizza on tiktok💞

squealing over caitvi kiss btw

and their immediate breakup.

hate my gatekeeping ass cause every time i see some shitposting tiktok with ‘ma meilleure enemy’ song on the background i get so angry

like what do you even know about timebomb bitch….

babies😭

he gets cold and SOMEBODY has to do something about it, might as well be jayce

*GIGGLING*

this picture hasn't left my mind for actual Days her hands are so big .........

i'm such a lesbian it's embarrassing at this point

IM CRYING

Jinx: why is Sevika punching the walls and crying?

You: she's drunk.

Jinx: and?

You: she saw a picture of my wife.

Jinx: ...but she is your wife.

You: I know.

IM DYING

Call It What You Want

Like I meantioned before this is dedicated to my wife - also try to read it with the vibe of “Galway Girl” by MALINDA as that’s what I was aiming for.

[Verse 1]

She slipped into my world with a comment or two,

Had me laughing out loud, yeah, she always knew.

A little bit of teasing, a little back and forth,

Didn’t take long ’til she became my north.

Started playin’ with the pet names, “babe” and “dear,”

One stuck real quick, now it’s all I hear.

Not a ring, not a vow, not a wedding parade,

But she’s my wife in every way.

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, she’s got a fire, got a wild little spark,

Sharp like lightning, but she’s soft at heart.

Got me wrapped around, got me head over heels,

Loves me hard, and the love is real.

[Chorus]

Call it what you want, call it what you may,

She’s the one I’ll love ‘til my hair turns grey.

No paper, no priest, no church bells play,

But I’d swear my life she’s mine to stay.

Call it what you want, call it what you may,

But she’s my wife in every way.

[Verse 2]

Oh, she’s a little dramatic, makes a scene just right,

Got a dirty mind but a heart so kind.

Wants to teach, wants to shape young souls,

But for now, she just teaches me to love another soul.

And damn, it gets lonely when the night gets long,

Miss her voice, miss her warmth, miss where I belong.

But I hold on tight, ‘cause I know someday,

I’ll wake up next to her and say—

[Chorus]

Call it what you want, call it what you may,

You’re the one I’ll love ‘til my hair turns grey.

No paper, no priest, no church bells play,

But I’d swear my life you’re mine to stay.

Call it what you want, call it what you may,

But you’re my wife in every way.

[Bridge]

One day I’ll fly, one day I’ll run,

One day I’ll be where she wakes with the sun.

Drop to my knee, no more play,

Slip that ring on, make it stay.

[Final Chorus]

Call it what you want, call it what you may,

She’s the one I’ll love ‘til my hair turns grey.

No paper, no priest, no church bells play,

But I’d swear my life she’s mine to stay.

Call it what you want, call it what you may,

But she’s my wife in every way.

[Outro]

She’s my wife in every way…

And soon enough, she’ll take my name.

ah.