I'm Not Going To Wax Poetic About The Underdog And Miracles And Pulling Together To Save The Country.

6 year old me: did we mary anyone

20 year old me: fix you’re spelling

60 year old me: fix your grammar

tall person: i’m really tall

I'm gonna kill- (remembers suicide jokes make my mental health worse) god

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

Axl Low has changed my life because I hold my fast food like this now. Never had thought to do that. If you cradle the bag in the crook of your arm like that you can grab the drink with that same hand and have an entirely free hand for your keys. I can get into my car now. I realize this is an insane post but you have to understand I was walking to my car and didn't know how to get to my keys and I thought of this and was "This is fucking stupid but my whole world is different now. What the fuck."

Thank you Axl Low

Axl High be like "My thawed time is my thawed time. Inside the box. I can get everything out but tears." Please laugh.

love those discord screenshots where one person is just roleplaying as a persona character idk why but they're very funny

I need everyone to vote democratic no matter what, not only so we can avoid Trump and everything he stands for, but also I think it would be so fucking funny if when the votes come out we see that Trump lost by a Fuck-Ton, he lost So Bad that it's laughable. I need his loss to become the biggest joke ever pls everyone pls vote pLEASE