This Is A Picture From The Curiosity Rover On Mars Showing Earth From The Perspective Of Mars. You Are

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

Shrike by Hozier but you’re sitting by your open window during a thunderstorm

(best with headphones)

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

if a vampire kidnaps me and steals me away to their lair then DO NOT attempt to slay them and rescue me they caught ME slipping okay that is on ME

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

Me: I hope this new and debilitating symptom isn’t permanent, idk it’ll probs just go away after a bit

Narrator: It was permanent

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

Today, a colleague complemented me on a feature for which I was severely bullied in middle school. It was the most surreal thing. I wish I could go back and tell my younger self about it, it would probably blow her mind.