I Mean, They Say You Die Twice. One Time When You Stop Breathing And A Second Time, A Bit Later On, When

Today, a colleague complemented me on a feature for which I was severely bullied in middle school. It was the most surreal thing. I wish I could go back and tell my younger self about it, it would probably blow her mind.

(annoyed british butler voice) sir... that's somewhat cringe

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

2 AM mood: fullmetal alchemist continues to be the best executed series I’ve ever had the pleasure to read in my life and I thank arakawa everyday for delivering it to me thank u cow mom

can we all stop pretending that life is fun or even tolerable i want to start being insane in public 

my criteria for liking music is like well there has to be noises

Me talking about myself ▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01 Me talking about episode 85’s you are light scene ▶ 🔘──────── 999:59:59

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

Star Trek writers be like: *creates compelling romance by accident* *creates compelling romance by accident* *creates compelling romance by accident* *creates compelling romance by accident* *creates compelling romance by ac-*