Jim Span Around, Nearly Tripping On His Own Feet.

I love those couples where:

1701% accurate.

Star Trek Universe textbooks

so the other day I started thinking about starfleet academy and the kind of……e-textbooks bones would have there….because I…think about these things and basically I got kind of carried away?? also I am like 99% sure that mccoy’s thesis was over the management of aviophobia I mean come on

Happy birthday @fezwearingjellybananas

(I’ll try and get the fic done as soon as I can)

i think the best practical joke any video game pulled was Skyrim opening their game making you think the rebellion was this amazing noble cause against an oppressive government (as most fantasy universes frame it), but then you pretty much immediately find out that the stormcloaks are just racists with swords and the empire isn’t really all that terrible save your standard government problems. 

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

bonus:

make me choose: @supervalcsi asked  →  Kirk or Bones

I think we need to talk about the under appreciated Window Seat fandom

I mean really? With the book shelves?

It’s like an alcove of happiness.

You want a whole row of individual seats? Fine, here you go. 

Or how about a whole window bed for those snugglers out there.

Curtains.. Guys this one has curtains.

Seriously? This is basically a glass cube of bliss.

 You can even get them with corners! Not enough corners? Okay.

Ba-BAM!! Corners for cocooning. 

There’s also the Roman-esque themed seat for the historians out there. 

 If you don’t want to snuggle up in blankets with hot cocoa in this then I don’t even know why you’re on this planet. I mean dat stonework. 

This one’s an entire rectangle. Just imagine all the cuddling that could happen in there. It’s practically a fortress.

This one’s fucking curved okay? it’s just chillin, up of the ground, and curved for your lounging convenience. 

don’t like rectangles or square? Okay. Have a fucking trapezoid seat.

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Nurse Chapel: Now if you don’t follow his orders, McCoy could and possibly would have you hauled down to sickbay and fed intravenously. Eat.

Chapel: If you don’t take some time to release your emotions, Doctor McCoy will give you something to release your emotions about. 

Chapel: If you don’t get your vaccines, McCoy will find and stab you in your most sensitive places when you least expect it. Better let me do them now.

Chapel: If you don’t sleep, Doctor McCoy will bitchslap you so hard you’ll fall into a coma and finally get some rest.

Bones, crying in Sickbay: Why…why is everyone so afraid of me…