I Want All His Outfits.

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

charged guilty with the crime of wanting

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

🎶 How do you like your eggs in the morning?🎶

With all of the money in the cash register.

FAFSA

Worst dog name, go.

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

#cucumber

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

her lips were as red as hot dogs... her skin, as white as a slice of white bread. she'd been crying, and it made her eyes and cheeks as pink as a skinless hot dog