God Me If I Wash Aweshome

i wash jushth meshing withh you ;-P

alsho shince when did you have a grumblr? yuck?!

alsho ithsh noth a cool thone fixathion >8/

ill thake any color i can geth, buth thhe cool bloods mighth pithy me

@apoplecticalgorithm asks:

sho whath happensh if shomeone ushesh a bucketh for non-pail reashonsh and thheresh another bodily fluid in ith? will thhe dronesh thake it by accidenth?

A... Aestûs ؍ءړᴝ

Jûst... Don't give them the barf bûckets ؍ءړᴝ

I tell yoû this every time yoû ask ؍ءړᴝ

If yoû forget which is which, I can help yoû paint them different colors or something ؍ءړᴝ

Here is the part where I joke aboût your cool tone fixation ؍ءړᴝ

Yoû can jûst text me if yoû have qûestions-- This is also fine of coûrse-- Jûst to clarify ؍ءړᴝ

i pashed outh and woke up tho my babygirlsh fighthing????

fuck me dudesh fr

fuck me dudesh fr

whhere can i geth ith done?

Wh04, c00l mut4t10n!! 1 d1dn't kn0w tr0lls l1k3 y0u 3X1sted!! D0 y0u h4v3 ps110n1cs l1k3 4 g0ld?? 0r 4r3 y0u sup3r str0ng l1k3 s0m3 1nd1g03s?? - M0d 4m3thyst, @r41nb0w-c0nn3ct10n

== Hm. We are not the most uncommon, sometimes mistaken for cuspbloods, though. Certainly not common. I am stronger than a goldblood would be in my situation, and before the organ was removed, I had limited psionics which manifested more as... a taser than anything flashy. I could charge my husktop. ==

... honeshthly doeshnth shound worshe thhan thhe migrainesh sho... i mighth

Wh04, c00l mut4t10n!! 1 d1dn't kn0w tr0lls l1k3 y0u 3X1sted!! D0 y0u h4v3 ps110n1cs l1k3 4 g0ld?? 0r 4r3 y0u sup3r str0ng l1k3 s0m3 1nd1g03s?? - M0d 4m3thyst, @r41nb0w-c0nn3ct10n

== Hm. We are not the most uncommon, sometimes mistaken for cuspbloods, though. Certainly not common. I am stronger than a goldblood would be in my situation, and before the organ was removed, I had limited psionics which manifested more as... a taser than anything flashy. I could charge my husktop. ==

thhe firshth one

i never pay athenthion tho thhe planeth shthuff

psst hey beforans!!! any thoughts on!!! all that!!!

OP

i am all of unimaginably confused... concerned... and intrigued by you....

== Please, you all are far more confusing and concerning, not so much intriguing, though, just distressing, really. You should be more familiar with culling, you clearly do not know much about it. Are you perhaps from a backwards culture? ==

ivhaventh been murdered or culled lmao

i goth a lushush and everythhing and im on beforush sho

>{QUESTION-gen;}<( what could give them the idea that youre a cuspblood? )

idfk but you 2houldnt call people that 2hit online

im thoo deshperathe tho be picky

>Any}o{ne else want an indig}o{ t}o{ step }o{n them? Just me? Great.<

/<3<

yeah no fr lmk whath you wanth

i think they blocked ao3 in the caverns.

what the fûck gûys.