Hic Cry Shniffle My Beshth Fwiend Ish Ignowing Meeeee Heem Heem

are you thrying tho doxx me in thhe brooding cavernsh?!?!

shthill thinkin abouth thhoshe weird anonsh I've been gething honeshthly

i love your quirk :(

thhanksh? kinda reflecthsh how i should irl

alsho why are you frowning

fuck me dudesh fr

[QM] I imagine you celebrate Secret Sufferer or whatever. I wasn't sure what to get you, since you don't live on the same planet as me. Or same universe. So I just got you a gift card. Hoping it transfers. The code is 55555-N0tAr-34LCa-rd555.

holy shhith money wow

fucking shhith thheshe migrainesh

shweeth

Hhiiiii. Yyou 5aid you have an awful per5onality, right?

i didnth shay ith buth if ith fithsh ith fithshs

i donthh thhink sho... shhe doeshnth even remember me. pansh fried

fuck me dudesh fr

are you for fucking REAL, oomani

@aspersionarchivist hey.

shend locathion ill be thhere

Hhiiiii. Yyou 5aid you have an awful per5onality, right?

i didnth shay ith buth if ith fithsh ith fithshs

idfc im pished rn withh highbloodsh

alsho wtf can you noth be poshthing my pershonal hive bushinesh on your blog???

@apoplecticalgorithm asks:

sho whath happensh if shomeone ushesh a bucketh for non-pail reashonsh and thheresh another bodily fluid in ith? will thhe dronesh thake it by accidenth?

A... Aestûs ؍ءړᴝ

Jûst... Don't give them the barf bûckets ؍ءړᴝ

I tell yoû this every time yoû ask ؍ءړᴝ

If yoû forget which is which, I can help yoû paint them different colors or something ؍ءړᴝ

Here is the part where I joke aboût your cool tone fixation ؍ءړᴝ

Yoû can jûst text me if yoû have qûestions-- This is also fine of coûrse-- Jûst to clarify ؍ءړᴝ