The Prophecy…

Remus gets little chocolate finger prints on his book pages, especially over the summer when he will sit outside and read and eat chocolate while James and Sirius play quidditch

I need to inject the vibe of every hozier song into my veins right this instant

im on season 11 of spn and i love how sam and dean are basically friends with crowely the literal king of hell and have yet to ask about how their dad is doing/if he is still in hell/is he a demon??? they have had him at their beck and call for how long and haven’t even brought him up

I told myself I wasn’t going to read crimson rivers until it was completed thinking I had at least until the summer till it was done only the find out that it’s one update away from being finished and now I have to decide wether I want to start reading it now risking me neglecting my schoolwork in favor of reading it for the next month or wait and save it till summer time like I have originally planned. Either way whenever I start it, I know it’s going to take over my every waking thought and idk if I’m prepared for that.

jake from adventure time gives me gender envy, but not like in a furry way, in a i-want-his-whole-personality way

I wish I could fly. Or like float/swim through the air like it was water, bc then I would just take naps while levitating all the time. Just a cheeky air nap.

they have this! it’s called girl scout camp! all you have to do is join a staff and i assure you at least 80% of the staff members are adult lesbians! hope this helps!!!

They should have summer camps but for adult lesbians where we can do arts and crafts and go boating and also fuck a lot.

I am a woman in the way that a tomato is a fruit, as in some situations, yes technically a tomato is a fruit, but in other situations, a tomato also does not actually feel like a fruit, you would never put it in a fruit salad, i’m a woman on a technicality and I relate to the same things that women do (tomatoes grow the same way fruits grow) so in that sense yes I feel like I’m a woman, but also why the fuck would you ever put me in a fruit salad

PLEASSSEEEEEE

how it started vs how it's going