Lucifer Literary Just Has Serious Daddy Issues

jake from adventure time gives me gender envy, but not like in a furry way, in a i-want-his-whole-personality way

when i say i NEED someone to write a McGonagall and Madam Pomfrey pov of atyd where they are bestfriends/lovers and McGonagall tells sirius’ side of his hogwarts years and Pomfrey tells remus’ and it’s just the maternal love that both of them need please please someone write thissss

if i could just exist in my bed under my comfy blanket with the windows open, a candle lit, and a long playlist of indie music ive never heard before for the rest of eternity i would be the happiest soul in the world

Sirius and Remus had two cats, a small mostly white kitten named Poppy and a grey tabby named Minnie. Sirius was the one to bring them home one day and to Remus’ surprise they were the first cats that ever let him pet them, they actually seemed happy to be around him, and Remus soon realized that while he thought he was a dog person, seeing that he was in love with a man who could turn into one, but soon realized that he was a cat person when he sat down to read with a cup of tea and Minnie laid right next to him and purred as he pet her.

Sirius loves calling them different nicknames, like instead of Poppy he calls her ‘Madam’ and buys her little bows and even went as far to dress her up as a nurse for halloween one year (Minnie was obviously forced into a witches hat). He calls Minnie ‘Professor’ whenever he sees her with Remus as he is reading and Remus secretly thinks it’s adorable.

Sirius insists on constantly taking pictures of the cats and Remus, as he thinks Remus with a cat on his lap is one of the cutest sights in the world, and one year made them have a photo shoot to make kitten Christmas cards. He sent one to McGonagall and Madam Pomfrey and both of them have it hanging in their offices at Hogwarts.

Neither of the cats like Peter, but Harry and Lily love them, so much so that one of Harry’s first words was ‘kitty’.

James thinks it hilarious that Sirius named them after McGonagall and Pomfrey. When he found out he laughed for at least an hour about it.

They can’t have kids, and while helping raise Harry is amazing, getting to come home to two cute cats that they get to call their own makes them feel like a big happy family.

I told myself I wasn’t going to read crimson rivers until it was completed thinking I had at least until the summer till it was done only the find out that it’s one update away from being finished and now I have to decide wether I want to start reading it now risking me neglecting my schoolwork in favor of reading it for the next month or wait and save it till summer time like I have originally planned. Either way whenever I start it, I know it’s going to take over my every waking thought and idk if I’m prepared for that.

I am a woman in the way that a tomato is a fruit, as in some situations, yes technically a tomato is a fruit, but in other situations, a tomato also does not actually feel like a fruit, you would never put it in a fruit salad, i’m a woman on a technicality and I relate to the same things that women do (tomatoes grow the same way fruits grow) so in that sense yes I feel like I’m a woman, but also why the fuck would you ever put me in a fruit salad

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

Universities should have swing sets