men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine it's the same as going fishing
i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”
i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:
a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST
trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck
I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…
Unironically going to be one of the much despised Twitter refugees
Gimme a tarot reading pls