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Rock Hard Sisyphus is so back !
In case you were wondering where we've been, we took a brief hiatus to feed the beast, take a piss, and semi-rebrand~
From now on, we will no longer be exclusively reposting dan and phil or sisyphus content. We will be original for once in our lives.
This being said, our debut album is nearly complete and will be released soon. Stay tuned, we love you, and keep pushing your boulder, babey.
sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together
283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
From The NY Times:
And from Facebook:
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(Edited to make the first link a mainstream source rather than Substack)
genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
Franz Kafka, 1912
i wanna talk about this shot
Please take good care of them!
the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
someday this will all be a memory.
phil will find the perfect girl who will become his wife.
dan will moves away.
phil will tell his kids about his best friend dan and all the adventures they had.
dan will try to be happy without phil.
no more phan
no more pinof
no more dan and phil
we can never know when it will all will go away 💔
announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Web Stuff
Week Ending March 31st, 2025
Dan and Phil
Homestuck +5
Hermitcraft -1
The Magnus Archives
Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl -2
EPIC: The Musical -1
Grian +1
Hatsune Miku -2
Daniel Howell
AmazingPhil
ZombieCleo
GoodTimesWithScar +1
Shen Comix +3
Matt Sturniolo +1
Chris Sturniolo -1
The Amazing Digital Circus
Critical Role +1
PearlescentMoon -7
Misadventures SMP
Alien Stage
The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names or titles weren’t on the list last week.
if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
Web Stuff
Week Ending March 24th, 2025
Dan and Phil +1
Hermitcraft -1
Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl
The Magnus Archives +1
EPIC: The Musical +4
Hatsune Miku -2
Homestuck -1
Grian -1
Daniel Howell +6
AmazingPhil +10
PearlescentMoon -1
The Amazing Digital Circus -1
GoodTimesWithScar +1
Chris Sturniolo +3
Matt Sturniolo +3
Shen Comix
GeminiTay
Critical Role -10
The Magnus Protocol
Malevolent
The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names or titles weren’t on the list last week.
Dan: Well, now what?
Phil: What do we do?
Dan: So, guys... what if DanAndPhilGAMES just became Dan and Phil?
Phil: What if it was just Dan and Phil with games?
Dan: What if we just committed?
Phil: To doing stuff.
Dan: What if we put a ring on it?
Phil: Put a ring on the chan.
Dan: We're actually just gonna do Dan and Phil content.
Phil: Yeah, properly.
Dan: Not that there's anything wrong with the last year of content, because don't get me wrong... Gaming, great. I think we always do gaming.
Phil: There will always be gaming, for sure.
Dan: Because let's be honest, playing long horror games as probably the most successful type of content on YouTube.
Phil: But we wanna do more with the channel.
Dan: But we can do more with that.
Phil: So, I think that's, we...
Dan: There's nothing wrong with cosy and casual, okay?
Phil: But what if we had both?
Dan: But Dan and Phil playing card games isn't the extent of our creative ambition.
Phil: We have more in our brain minds.
Dan: So what does this mean? When does this mean? Well, here is the thing, guys, we literally just got back from this tour, and then we've literally been editing the show and preparing for this night, and here we are with you hanging out with this thing. So, uhh, give give us a minute, so like, you know, work it out. I was like, Phil, you know what would be so dramatic?
Phil: What?
Dan: Just hiatus 2? Just while we were-
Phil: No, we can keep making gaming videos until we're ready.
Dan: So, if you love the kind of Dan and Phil struggling to make content while they're busy doing something else, laps up more content.
Phil: And we're still in the whiteboard phase, so there's... you'll see, you'll see when it's done.
Dan: Don't get me wrong. If you absolutely love the type of shit we've been doing for the last year and a half, we're still going to do that.
Phil: That's sticking around.
Dan: We're just gonna do more other stuff.
Phil: More stuff.
Dan: God knows..
Phil: Alright, I wasn't expecting to talk about that right now.
Dan: What do you mean? We promised them tea.
Phil *miming giving the chat tea*: Okay, there's the tea.
(Excerpt from Dan and Phil's Terrible Influence Global Livestream Afterparty, 23rd of March 2025)
gonna hang myself from dan and phil's bondage bar
Full Terrible Influence Tour song!
If anyone hasn't been able to buy tickets they could like this post and it may be magically sent to them (after the show) ✨✨✨
ARE YOU READY TO BE SAVED? TOMORROW SISTER DANIEL RETURNS TO CLEANSE YOUR SINS live.danandphiltour.com
Out of Touch
rare unlisted 2009 phil. for you, dear reader
Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.