Make The Most Of The Next Two Months

ARE YOU READY TO BE SAVED? TOMORROW SISTER DANIEL RETURNS TO CLEANSE YOUR SINS live.danandphiltour.com

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PHUMPKIN ALERT!! 🎃💀🌈

“Tonight you’re thinking of cities under crowns of snow and I stare at you like I’m looking through a window, counting birds. You wanted happiness, I can’t blame you for that, and maybe a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy but tell me you love this, tell me you’re not miserable.”

— Richard Siken, Seaside Improvisation (via nottheabsenceofviolence)

WE HAVE DONE IT!

after many months, we are finally our rightful spot on the Fandometrics! great work guys

if this was 2014 ppl would be using this for wedding edits

In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.

Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.

Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.

Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different. 

Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.

Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty. 

Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!

Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!

Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.

Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be. 

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

somewhere in a bus in 2016

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