what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
matching shirts for you and the bestie
His fat boy swag has destroyed what was left of my body and my mind
WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!
mrrow!! *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *bites you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you*
we can be creatures together. if you want.
GUYS
IT WORKED
This is the coolest thing I’ve ever drawn 🔦🔦🔦
Water goblin
I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
Magnus Protocol staff!! (Shoulda given them dumbass lanyards)
They rot my brain oh so much!!! Ignore horrible lighting it’s late this guy wants bed-
(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)
Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments
have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?
what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
Two of em
I think the way the human body folds, the way a belly rolls, and the ways that fat and muscle rest are inherently beautiful
when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here
Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.
drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
bitey bitey bitey
bite bite bite
:3
You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy