LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

cute ways to remind your boyfriend that your birthday is coming up and you would like to spend your special day with him by exploiting your local watering hole’s insane “get your age in free [food item] on your birthday” promotion:

His ass is in trouble

t-shirt that says I Survived The Donald Trump Assassination Attempt of '24 And All I Got Was This Stupid Sense of Foreboding and the picture beneath is just of the seventh circle of hell

making a chinese liuma流麻 for mo dao zu shi by 路遥星亦辞

reason why liuma is very popular in a lot of chinese fandoms

listen as a canadian who only needs to deal with the fallout of the election not the direct affects of project 2025, this is a deeply funny situation. however as someone with empathy.... there is a very good chance that this shooting is going to push some undecided voters right, and unite the republican party further around trump, which is fucking horrible. so yeah, please remember to vote VOTE.GOV is an official US government website which can get you registered to vote. vote in your primaries, vote in your runoffs, and vote ALL the way down your ballot, every single person you vote for matters, especially at the local and state levels.

EDIT: the shooter was killed as was an attendee and at least one other was injured, everything i said after 'this is a deeply funny situation' stands, but please have some fucking empathy for everyone involved today, no one 'deserves' to be a victim of gun violence, and that includes people who's beliefs and actions you dislike.

my advice for not going insane? try to do something every weekend. go to events, you’ll love events. and not like just hang out with ur friends or go clubbing , no, make a day out of going to some local market by yourself or attend some strange convention event you’ve never heard of. i cannot stress the importance of doing random events on a friday night or saturday or a sunday at r pm for mentally ill people especially if you’re depressed and have been searching for an anchor 2 tether yourself to. attend some events now

hold up wheres the japanese knife guy wheres he been