Incredible

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au

‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au

‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au

Let's see if it'll work

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

Trying to teach all the slang and ever-changing fashion to ancient people tho

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

jse egos but as john mulaney quotes

dr schneeplestein

jackie-boy man

antisepticeye

chase brody

marvin the magnificent

jameson jackson

jack

Oh my heart, I am deceased

An explanation.

I feel like we’re gonna get smacked in the face by Mark on the 30th and then backhanded by Sean on the 31st.

By FDASuarez