Greek Mythology Is Like

I feel like we’re gonna get smacked in the face by Mark on the 30th and then backhanded by Sean on the 31st.

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Imagine Your OTP

Person A: What’s your biggest fear?

Person B: You.

Person A: Me?!

Person B: I’m scared that one day you’ll look in the mirror and see yourself as I see you. You will realize just how amazing you are and that you deserve better than me…

Person B: I’m terrified that you’ll leave.

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What a legend

Behind the scenes look at Spider-Man: Far From Home

I didn't know how many good affects they had

remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”