Hand Mixers And Sewing Machines Are Two Different Types Of Horses

They said stupid, I think this is adorable

over winter break i started making these silly (stupid) arcane comics and ive decided im going to finish them

@ifitmakestlyoushush

Same it toke FOREVER

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

OH! well🥺 my father is kronos😶 remember my lecture😔 he ate his children😋

I did not think about this like that, thx 4 a while new view

do you know why xaden knew exactly how to touch violet ?

i mean yea he’s hot and knows what he’s doing— but most importantly, he had already touched her dozens of times in her thoughts

xaden’s power means he can see intentions, sometimes even before the person themself realizes what it is. the second before they do it or think it. and he said usually the thoughts come in pictures.

imagine how many flashes of her thoughts he got— his hands on her, his mouth on her, his body against hers. i mean by the time he finally got to touch her he was practically an expert in violetology

I think i broke Ibis paint...

Me, me, me

Also reblog if u agree

alr who wants to bid on this guy

Xaden: I don't want Violet to die

Xaden: You don't want Violet to die

Xaden: So now we need to make sure that Violet doesn't make Violet die

Mira: Fantastic plan, but have you fucking met her?

grandpa thinks he’s funnyyyyyy😭😭😭

Them reuniting next season is gonna feel like this song and it’s going to be so bittersweet I just know it

Violet: I just killed someone

Xaden: That my girl!

Sloane: I think I just killed someone

Dain: You know there is a long lecture coming about how killing is wrong but first tell me where the body is so we can take care of it before anyone finds out

Garrick: How many did you kill?

Imogen: 50

Garrick: Damn it! I am still at 30