Tamagotchi! Now Biblically Accurate

crashing the tulpar into the asteroid that turns you into a dog ft. lil curlydog fanart by @rdhndrd

some design notes under the cut

Curly: Husky mix, maybe GShep? (mush, captain, mush!!!) Anya: Silken Windsprite (or long-medium haired sighthound mix) Daisuke: seen at least 2 different instances of people drawing him as a Papillon and i agree wholeheartedly Swansea: XL Bully/Cane corso Jimmy: badly socialized German Pointer mix

also ciarans fanart is based on this

the silliest sun god

always everyone else’s fault

Just a dream

anya my beloved

i love Hell Of Your Own Making i mean In Stars And Time. can you pretend i posted this yesterday for groundhog day

what year is it

ight so, being a genuine football fan as well as a 17776 fan is pretty weird right...not to mention it's getting pretty close to the time where we're all gonna be immortal supposedly (2026 hehe) so seeing some of these stats is interesting.

according to this paragraph here, the cleveland browns had a 3-15 score in 2026 right. pretty fucking bad right?

well. the score ain't even a joke now. IN THE 2024-2025 SEASON. THEY HAD STANDINGS OF 3-14. ALMOST THE SAME. FUCKING. SCORE.

I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. ITS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS. I HATE TO WISH ON A TEAMS DOWNFALL (esp one that belongs to the literal state i live in cuz i live in ohio but yk im a bengals fan anyways so what does it matter...) BUT LIKE FUCK. IF THEY GOT 3-15 SOMEHOW NEXT SEASON OH MY LORRDDD.....god we can only hope.

The Light of Gotham