Cancel Me If You Like, But Oscar The Grouch Is Much More "dilfy" And "sexable" Than Any Of Your Tasteless

I have gone too soft. I need to become horny and evil again

Double cake 🍰

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

Need Advice

Let's say someone has a long felt object stuck inside of a tight hole and they need to have the felt object removed? Note that cutting the hole open is not an option.

has anyone done it yet

Are You Even Nonby

You Mother Fucker. Do you think a Cis would be able to do this? Pulls out a gun and kills you right between the eyes. I look at you bleeding out and sigh. It didn't have to be like this. My inner Darkness took over me... I begin to cry. I am so sorry, Anon. We did not need to be enemies... We could have been Non Binary together.

I close my eyes, the image fresh:

A nightmare cloaked in rotting flesh;

Tell me, brother, where you trot

To restlessly escape the rot?

I taste the sour bile of grief,

My throat constricts without relief;

I weep for those who ran the course,

Those eaten by the Winner Horse.

my liege are you a rarijack or a appledash fan

In my AU, everyone is Applejack's bitch. She is the top Dom, the big daddy Alpha. All the ponies in Equestria yearn for a tate of her Apple if you know what I am saying. So much so they are willing to kill for her. They make her an Alicorn and she takes over Equestria with her Harem