Was She One Of Those Lgbt 'i Don't Have A Gender' Weirdos?

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I see! 👀

Ok. Hold up. Wait so I just got off instagram, and you‘re engaged?!?!?!? Wedding planning?!? Cake tastings? 🍰 Venues? Wat? 😲😲😲😲 Omfg is that why you‘ve been ignoring our tumblr messages for weeks? Seriously Congratulations big bro, omg I‘m so excited for you, i better get an invite!! 😭😭😭😭 And I wanna meet your fiance, her ring is mf beautiful like the size of my head, did you spend every dollar you have on it? But I cannot believe you did not tell us wtf man? She better treat you right and you better treat her right. I love you bestie! Now answer my messages! 😂😂😂

Love is in the air love is in the air, so cute so sweet 💖💝💓💕💓💗

Yeah, I'm sorry. She was making us taste wedding cake samples like every other day & every time she tastes a new flavor that she likes she changes her mind about the last one, lmao. 🤦‍♂️ But I really love wedding planning, it's so fun! I used to hate the idea of it. But looking through catalogs & planning the food, attire, theme, colors & the honeymoon is actually enjoyable. We're thinking of doing a royal wedding, like in a castle near the sea. & I was gonna msg you eventually but I've just been so busy. I didn't wanna make it a big deal cause then I'ma overthink every detail for the wedding & stress out. Like I've literally been eating cake for the last 6 days, can I breathe first? I can't believe I'm gonna be somebody's husband, like someone actually wanted my weird ass. 😩 & thank you so much, we'll get together soon! 🧡

| French Onion Soup

A girl just unfollowed your boyfriend cuz he chewed her out and hurt her feelings 😂😂😂😂

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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WHY IS HE PRETTY

How old were you here and where/why/when was this taken? 😍😍😍

You know what? Here you really remind me of those 80s hippie guys from major bands, I love the hair lol

I think I was anywhere from 30 to 32 when that picture was taken, just a few years after the grand opening of my factory. It was taken at Huckleberry, an old photo framing store where you pay to have your picture taken in front of a backdrop and framed, just before I went on holiday to Nigeria (one of the wealthiest and most beautiful African countries, by the way) to celebrate a monetary sales increase in the new release of chocolate bars. And, of course, I was invited by hospitable locals to see the Calabar Carnival festival. To be completely honest, I hadn't planned on growing my hair to that length, I was just more dedicated to my work to care to cut it at the time. That is called "Wolfing", my dear. I cut it soon after. Semi annual haircut and all that jazz.

@ask-auggie-gloopy damn you alright? 😂

Wait when Augustus fell in your chocolate river you said it was hot chocolate right?

Yes, hot melted chocolate. Oddly enough, I think he got the worst of it. Could have left him with some serious burns. He did tell me that he now has skin discoloration from the chocolate peeling off in pieces with layers of his skin, and now he's afraid of Wonka bars. Haha! Can you imagine?!

That's what you get for being greedy.☝️😌

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

Hi! I don't know your instagram so can you post some of your music here? I'd love to hear it, you're a beautiful man! Thanks ~

Thank you, sweetheart! I got you! ☺️

Here's one of my favorite songs that I did a cover version of a while back. It's very nostalgic for me & the story of a broken heart, being led on, is something I'm sure a lot of people can relate to. Enjoy! 🎶

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