Oof

the notes are broken 😂

Merc aux access

(here are some of my headcanons for what the mercs music tastes could be, probably very inaccurate with the time period they live in)

Scout: has no aux access. Is very PROHIBITED TO BLASTING HIS “shitty white boy music” as others call it. It is not. It is art, TOM JONES IS ART. He has an okay music taste it’s just that it’s all about love n shit and that gets the mercs depressed. A bit of pop but surprisingly (or not) mostly hip hop.

Engie: also has no aux access despite being the one to modify and improve the music player in the base. Would play an overbearing amount of country. At first it was fun but then the country blues came and everyone got depressed again. Will still play country by himself with his guitar tho, if given the chance will do a little performance, then it kindda turns intoo it’s own orchestra since a lot of the boys know how to play instruments, it’s a great time for everyone. Johnny Cash is his god and Dolly is his queen.

Soldier: plays anything American per usual. Despite blasting the anthem one too many times is still allowed to choose music because he can pick some good songs from “Huey Lewis and the News” or “Earth, Wind & Fire”

Medic: absolute maniac, the most unpredictable out of all of em (and that says a lot in a team that has Pyro). Will sometimes go the whole evening having peacefully classical music to help everyone “focus” but then will start blasting heavy metal laughing maniacally. Is the true definition of “I like every genre”

(They are too afraid to take the aux away from him)

Demo: self explanatory, likes anything with accordions and bagpipes. But does genuinely enjoy orchestra music or any songs with strong buildups to big climaxes. Sits there on the edge of his seat waiting for the transition between Beethoven's 5th the 3rd and the to the 4th movement even tho he’s listens to it a million times. Still makes him tear up.

Sniper: not much of a music enthusiast since he’s mostly alone in a very quiet place mumbling to himself all the time, but surprising enjoys jazz when given the opportunity. It’s the only time he really looks like he’s enjoying himself, tapping away, so no one dares to disturb him those moments.

Spy: 60’s French jazz, can probably name 10 artists on top of his head. Says it’s for “culture” and “mission reserch”. Is just a huge nerd for that genre but will never admit it. Yes, Sniper comes to listen and they sit there statically, but don’t let that device you on the inside they are overjoyed.

Heavy: will play classical Russian ball music or even songs from old cartoons and sing along with them not messing up a single lyric. Gets very emotional, knows how to slow dance a bit but is too insecure to try. Engie offered to guide him, tho says Spy would be better since he knows how but Heavy refuses knowing how harsh Spy can be, he can’t handle that much. He don’t wanna look like little baby. Hopes to show Medic his skills when he’s confident enough tho.

Pyro: anything that is upbeat (that can come with repercussions since they have trouble understanding speech so mostly don’t care for the lyrics and we all know that happy sounding doesn’t always have the same meaning lyrically). Also tracks that have clear instrument sounds. Likes to pretend play one of them and can match the beat very easily if they want to tap it out on the table.

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ILLUSTRATION OH MY GOD GIVE THEM A RAISE I BEG YOU VALVE THIS IS BEST OFFICIAL CONETENT WE'VE EVER HAD

SPY IN A FUCKING DRESS. SPY CANONICAL WEARS DRESSES NOW.

what is that posture gordon...

i'm about to die i CAN'T---

SCOUT RICK'ROLL

and other funny stuff:

Zoom lession doodles 😎👍

I should be payn attention to the teacher buttt

Nah

It’s a gender reveal party but spy changes colors depending on the baby’s gender

IMAGINE THE PARTY BEING AT THE RED BASE AND HIM TURNING BLUE AND EVERYONE IS LIKE HAPPY AND SHIT AND SOLDIER STARTS AGGRESSIVELY ATTACKING SPY BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S ACTUALLY BLU BRJDHDB

M okay this is one fo those I'm really proud of

But damn one of my best drawings have to be well

Fittingly

Gay

Bruh

2020-08-14

Von dutch has me in a chokehold

I was inspired by the “brat - (ANIMATION MEME)” check it out it’s awesome

Fan art for this crenny fic that I forgot the name of and cant find anymore oof

I rember that Kenny was extremely tall and had very blue eyes or sm

I feel bad but I really cant find it ://

2020-08-03

I know this game is dead at this point but I revisit it every year so yeah 🥴

anyway gay pastel

Happy b day to one of my fave boiz from south park - Craigslist 😌