(∆Gay Ghost Bam...?∆)

*the kitten is bouncing at their feet* mew! *it squeaks happily* meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow *they're excited*

*Caffeine won't kill him, RJ decides, this kitten was going to be the adorable death of him*

"Alright alright you tiny bean, lemme grab you a plate-"

*he pulls out what looks like a plastic saucer and moves to rinse his hands briefly before moving into the fridge. He's about to pull some meat out before a question pops into his head*

"Uh, raw or cooked tiny bean? Sneeze for raw and a small hop for cooked?"

*a little silly to ask a cat- but it had figured out doornobs, apparently.*

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

*the sirens are muffled, the world is muted, a fog that settles over everything like an illusionary blanket. RJ stares into an allyway, opening up and gaping like an infinite serpent's mouth. Does he stay here?*

*...It seems strange. What even happened? He'd been on a bit of an untitled wild goose chase, and had ended up in the city to buy supplies for.. a cat? He'd been heading home when... Something... Now he felt weird, like a dream, like he was both very alone and being watched. Something with reflective eyes peaked out from behind a trashcan lid, and he starts spying more collections of eyes watching him from every dark corner, not all were coming in pairs of two.*

*Oddly enough, the allyway lacked the weird peering eyes that the area behind him was rapidly filling with. Not sure what he's supposed to be doing, he moves forward a little towards the dark maw, not quite catching on to the fact that he can't feel the few footsteps he took.*

Hey, that’s good! Coffee in cereal doesn’t sound half bad actually, maybe it would go well with a cinnamon cereal.. Also, Saturn was visible last night? That’s amazing! I wish I could have seen it- Neb

"Yeah it's pretty good-"

°its awful°

"-Im eating it with Lucky Charms today though."

°like a heathen°

"Jim, that burger that one time very clearly had cotton candy on it."

°Still not as bad Jim. And yes, technically July is the best time to view it, but it's still visible and there's supposed to be a conjunction on the 10th°

°Checking his phone again for the reply from @anon-driplier, he goes back to observe the rise and fall of Jim's chest. It's mostly ok.. until the very end, where it shakes slightly. It's enough that he catches on though.°

*the kitten sits next to RJ and selpt. they seemed sad that he's still asleep. out of boredom, he smacked his paw on his cheek* mew?

*he doesn't stir, but you get the fleeting image of an ally way filled with Eyes, floating in every shadow and peering from every corner. The image is gone as quickly as it comes.*

Polyamorous people aren't greedy for wanting multiple partners. 💙❤🖤

Bi/Pan/Ply/Omni people aren't greedy for liking multiple genders. 💖💜💙 💖💛💙 💖💚💙 💖💗🖤💙

And they're all

Valid.

¶Not terrible, but I will be better once this coffee is done.¶

"I'm good! Just some researching to do. How are you?"

°I am alright, thank you. I don't think we have seen you around here though.°

"Oh yeah, are you new here? I'm Jim, these are my brothers Jim and Jim, it's nice to meet you"

"Hiya!"

°Oh- hello there!°

*RJ waves with a hand not occupied by a book.*

"Hi!"

*NJ gives a wave from the kitchen.*

*The kitten drops the box and started sniffing* sniff sniff *they smell* sniff *they smell... peppermint and Irish Spring. RJ* meow meow! *he starts leading the way*

°RJ raises an eyebrow.°

°Where are you going?°

°he follows anyway though°