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A visualization of the Sixth Hokage’s decision making process

for @keepyourpantsongohan

yeah ok. tbh this is actually just me talking abt my own experiences with my older cousins LMAO

edit: cont

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

I've made an important discovery! Kakashi has been trolling all of the fandom.

Just like he covers most of himself and make us act like crazy virgins when we see even a little bit of his skin, he uses slightly baggy clothes sometimes so we can't pinpoint by a single glance if he has a good ass or not, or if he's ripped or not.

I've noticed Kakashi's clothes seem baggy from time to time, and I firmly believe it's because he has cero cares about what he wears and as long as it fits him and doesn't get in the way he's fine with it.

So him being ripped and with a great ass is completely canon (with many evidence, mind you) but just like with his mask and covered skin, he likes to leave it to others' people imagination like the Troll he is.

Thank you for your attention :)

Well, thank you for YOUR attention 😁❤️

Answer is under the cut 👇

Because I've always noticed that and thought that I was the only one because I've never seen anyone bringing it up but yeah, I always noticed that Kakashi's uniform looks a bit more baggy than everyone else and YES, WE HAVE SO MANY FRAMES AND PANELS SHOWING OFF THE FACT THAT KAKASHI IS ACTUALLY RIPPED AND HAS A GREAT BUTT!! Which the fandom likes to always pretend they don't exist for some reason, like we literally saw said butt with no clothes at all here

There's no more clear evidence than that!!. And since we're at it, here are my favorite Kakabooty frames

Asexual labels explained using cereal

You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.

Libido- How hungry you are

Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you

Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.

Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you don’t crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy you’re eating something they provided you. Maybe you’re just that hungry. Regardless, you’re fine with eating it since it’s already there. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t care either.

Sex-favorable- Though you don’t particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.

Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.

Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.

Aegosexual-  Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. You’d rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch. 

Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but you’re not quite sure.

Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials you’ve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life you’ve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.

Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.

Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.

Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes. 

Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, it’ll become appealing to you later? It’s happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.

Orchidsexual- Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.

Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.

Quoisexual- You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything I’ve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.

kakashi six feet amv

I love animation.

Kakashi of the Sharingan's Evolution

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