So I Asked Nonbinary Reddit This A While Back:

icha icha translation

Okay, this is 100% me procrastinating, but I took the liberty of translating those ‘excerpts’ of Icha Icha Tactics we got when everyone was trying to figure out the code and Kakashi got so embarrassed at having to read it out. I don’t know if anyone cares about this except me, but if you ever wondered, well, I’m your girl. disclaimer: i am an idiot so i’m sorry if these are inaccurate.  also this might not be sfw idk i’ma assume not. This is from episode 154 of Shippuden/chapter 407. 

so, from right to left, since it’s Japanese, but i guess read in order of numbers if you wanna get a narrative going for yourself. 

page 31. ‘Do you really love me?’ (kinda sad when you have to ask this after sex.) 

page 8. ‘It’s the same as bartering’ (I learnt a 4 kanji combination i’ll probably never use again for this… I also am not sure what this means really but since it’s the page after discovering that something is really big it doesn’t seem good.)

page 106. ‘The leaves are in the way’

page 7. ‘It’s surprisingly big’ (lol… also page 7. just smut from the outset huh, no slow burn or nothing) (from the sentence ending I’m assuming female speaker probably)

page 207.  ‘That’s impossible’ or maybe ‘I can’t do that’ (also probs female) 

page 15. ‘The chair’s creaking’ (ギシギシ specifically means the sounds of sex/bed creaking and a woman moaning, so… chair sex is happening here i guess. page 15 too. wow.)

As a bonus, I’ll see what I can do with the little bit more we got of page 31 when Kakashi was holding it and started to freak out when he realised he’d have to read his book aloud, but the sentences get cut off so it might not make as much sense. 

Okay, so reading vertically, from right to left:

‘Do you really love me?’ 

‘So, I have proof of that -’ or maybe ‘So, I’ll prove it [to you]’ (I think the word cut off at the end is 証拠, meaning evidence, and there isn’t a verb shown so I’m just guessing)

‘It’s gotten dark, so..’ (Again, cut off)

‘Come on, (let’s) quickly (go) to my place…’ (filling in the verb)

‘Just this once…’ (I think..) 

‘I’ll do anything’ (male speaker)

‘Your hormones…’ (Wtf?! Your hormones what)

‘Nobody will come in for an hour’

(It’s all cut out, only word i can make out is ‘your’ for the last line)

Okay, so… I don’t feel as accomplished as I thought I would, but I hope I entertain someone with this lol. Maybe I should do a Kakashi smut drabble based on each line or something lmao. 

*picks you up and tosses you gently into the foam pit*

Every time I see Kakashi in this meme he's always drawn as the startled, shocked, scared one and my mind instantly goes "bold of you to assume that Kakashi would give a single F" so here's how I think Kakashi would react in this meme XD

About that, naruto

Oh no:(((😔😔😔😔 Gai was going to HUG HIM it looks like….Kakashi’s fucked UP and he knows it his face in the last frame he just looks tired I can’t I can’t my poor baby BOY😭😔😞 I just have to remember later we see Gai grab his leg and touch his hair and Kakashi doesn’t react like the growth…but rn…oof☹️😣

LIghthouse keepers will never be memorialized like soldiers or cops because they didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job) but they’re like, heroes who saved untold lives through discipline and self-sacrifice doing an impossible lonely job and I’m worked up about  it 

some Akatsuki redesigns i wanted to make their clothes look more “local”?.. or just more personalised in general

part 2 part 3

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀