[♔] - “Congratulations On Your Winning Bid, Sir.” 

Words from “Starlings in Winter” by Mary Oliver

Dick: Can I ask you for a favor?

Jason: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Dick: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

🥵uhm sladick

here is a painted doodle thing I did for a request– injured Bruce and protective Dickie in the middle of a snowstorm. Dick’s wearing Batman’s cape to cover them both *c*

I vaguely remember something similar happening in canon once lol

nothing

i just had to draw the Anime Warners hehe

edit: holy crumbs i forgot wakko’s ears uhhhh pretend they’re under the hat hhhh

On an undercover mission

Dick: Hi. I'm Richard. Richard Kent.

440 miles away in Metropolis: *Clark perking up with the biggest beam on his face radiating solar energy that lights up the entire city and the next seven over*

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.