big brothers
Happy birthday, my love.
Catwoman: [flirting while wearing a backpack full of stolen art] always a pleasure to see you Batman
Batman: I know you robbed the exhibit. Put it back
Catwoman: [pretends to think it over] you know… I don’t think I will.
Batman: fine. Just one thing before you go.
Batman: [steps aside to show Robin (Dick Grayson), 8 years old] this is Robin
Batman: he’s been asking me to go to the exhibit since it opened but I haven’t had the time
Batman: I finally had some time off this weekend, so we were going to attend on Saturday.
Batman: he hasn’t spoken of anything else all week.
Robin: [blinks sadly]
Catwoman:
Batman:
Catwoman: [wavering] I’m not going to just-
Robin: [in a watery voice] it was all I wanted for my birthday
Catwoman: [throws her hands up] FINE I’LL PUT IT BACK
BruDick Week 2021
Day 2: Sharing Body Heat
an older wip i finally finished up
Distracting
@malenjoyer
Boravia’s grand casino, once a hotbed of European crime, has reopened with a high-stakes poker tournament Bruce Wayne suspects may be the work of Roulette. In a country where superheroes are banned, the only way to foil a criminal conspiracy is to enter the tournament as himself, and play his way up to the top.
But not just any card-playing billionaire can get his name on the list. The real price of admission is a lot higher than the two million dollar buy-in. You also need a secret to offer up as your stake. A dirty one. The kind a man like Bruce Wayne would pay dearly to keep quiet.
Enter Dick Grayson.
Though he agrees to accompany Bruce to the tournament in the guise of his illicit lover, to help him fake a blackmail-worthy secret besides the one with masks and capes, Dick’s not wild about spending so much time with his old friend in flirtatious playboy mode; but somehow it’s harder than expected to watch Bruce direct that legendary charisma at other people, and Dick doesn’t quite know why. Over the course of four days, what began as a straightforward undercover job devolves into a messy emotional tangle which forces both men to confront truths they’ve kept hidden for years … even from themselves.
Casino Royale, by Chancellor Griffin
I love this comic panel so much, truly the best girlboss/malewife dynamic of all time <3
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