Unmasking - Modern AU

ok no offense but I think will did it better

im so sorry. 

PDA (Paranormal Dicking Around)

Vampire and werewolf dating

Have a Beetlejuice using a magazine as a photo album. How many of those magazines he has?

Also Lydia might be a bit jealous, but she’ll never andmit it, and Beej will never tell her the truth, he has a reputation to mantain ;)

Rey got no time for your emo spouts, trash baby.

Bonus: Rey’s got a fully stocked supply ready to go.

Me: *summons BJ outside of the home*

BJ: Whats wrong babes who do you need me to kill????

Me: Wanna see a weird bug?

BJ: …. hell yeah

Goth mating rituals include scaring the shit out of your potential mates.

This deserves more notes