This Couldn’t Be Said Any Better

BLEHHHH >;P

🤣🤣🤣 I am dying. This is so funny!

Mf cut that hat out of paper.

This handsome bastard..

THE MOMENT I KNEW

Ever since becoming Kuroo Tetsurou's girlfriend you knew what to expect. You understood how much he was working to provide for you and the life you two wanted. Most people would give up on a relationship like yours but you loved him and he loved you. 

It wasn't uncommon for him to show up late to dates. He would apologize over and over with a bouquet of flowers in hand and that smile that always says I'm right here. It made you smile and forgive him because you knew what you got into.

"He said he would be here," you thought, sighing and took a sip of your drink. 

You looked up at yourself in the mirror. The shade of red on your lips matched with your dress perfectly. You looked out at the sea of friends and family that were laughing and having a good time. You knew should join them but there was that one thing missing.

It was a couple hours later mingling with the guests and you just felt you couldn't do it anymore. You wanted to be alone and cry yourself to sleep. Feeling the tears at the corner of your eyes you walked down the hall.

You entered the bathroom and the door shuts. You turn to see Kenma and Bokuto standing in the bathroom with you. They probably knew something was up and followed you in here. You gripped the counter tight as you hung your head.

"Y/n? You alright?" Kenma asked.

You shook your head. You weren't okay because he isn't here yet. "He said he would be here," you said hopelessly.

As soon as the words came out of your mouth you started to cry and slid onto the bathroom floor. Bokuto and Kenma both rushed to your side to comfort you.

"He will be here. I know he's late but he will be here. He loves you and wouldn't miss this," Bokuto said.

You shook your head again and through shaky breaths you spoke.

"It's like everything is in slow motion for me. I bought this dress and put his favorite color on my lips and no one was impressed by it. They are all having a good time and asking about Tetsu and I have to keep lying for him."

You cry harder into Kenma's chest while Bokuto rubs your back. They knew how much this meant to you and he did promise to make it but they knew and you knew it too. He wasn't going to show.

Bokuto asked everyone to leave since it was getting late and you were tired. You fixed your makeup and saw off the guests including Bokuto and Kenma.

Standing alone in your apartment you look around and the gifts and garbage that littered the floor. You ignored all of it to take off your dress and wash away the day. Stepping out of the shower you hear the phone ringing. You knew exactly who it was.

"Hello?"

"Hey baby. I'm on my way."

"Don't bother," you said.

"What do you mean?"

"Do you know how humiliating it was to have tears streaming down my face in front of everyone I knew because the one person I actually cared about coming to my birthday didn't show up?"

"I'm sorry I didn't make it," he said.

"Yeah. I'm sorry too. Goodbye Kuroo," you said and hug up the phone.

You put up with a lot with being his girlfriend. The long hours, missing dates, last minute business trips. But this was the moment you knew that you and Kuroo wouldn't last.

silly tv man

😂😂😂 I'm crying because it's so beautiful!

Where was Papyrus at the end of Deltarune?? Well…

Voiced by @amtrax

Commissions

Ko-Fi/Tip Jar

You know how in Black Butler, when Sebastian fucked that nun the entire place shook and it sounded like a giant was stomping around on earth?

That’s what I imagine sex with Alastor is like. Every single time and you can’t change my mind. Like I hear and see it. Whole house shakes.

Like imagine he’s rutting into you up in his radio tower and the hotel residence are like, “wtf is that?” “Is that an earth quake?” “Quick! Everyone grab something stable!”

Meanwhile it’s just Alastor and his s/o, having some loving time :p

Bonus

Vox watching as his massive monitor set up all fall apart, some of it falling into the void pit that he’s only now regretting having installed into his office. Valentino screeching about all the cameras and expensive wine glasses shattering on the floor. Velvette stumbling around with smeared mascara from the ‘earth quake’ interrupting her makeup routine.

“What the fuck is happening—!?” Velvette roars at Vox.

With one monitor left, Vox switched through the camera feeds and falls upon one he keeps constantly watching that damned hotel. Two silhouettes can be seen from Alastor’s radio tower, the earth quake matching up with every thrust Alastor’s silhouette pushes into yours.

“FUCKING ALASTOR—“

Bonus Bonus

Some high ranking angels in heaven watching the shit show go down in hell:

“is hell really falling?”

“What the heck’s this earth quake?”

“Does anyone see what’s causing this?”

“DAAAAAMMMN RADIO FREAKS A FREAK—“

“Adam please be quiet—“

Was scrolling through my old drawings and found this piece and I wanted to draw him playing a guitar again. His favourite instrument.

Slash belongs to me

This is my fur baby all the time.

“Cranky to Happy in 5 seconds” 

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