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me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

My friend A, when week till the exams

what do you mean nobody will suddenly walk into my house and make me dinner because i’m too eepy to get up from the couch?? homophobia

"MAX-A-MILLIONNNNNNN"-Bobby 2000

Drawing bluey characters as humans pt.2 pretzel

Idk if Alice just mistyped or this was intensional but I found it funny cuz I think she spelt Rowan wrong

Real I'm just gonna text this into a group chat when making plans and say nothing

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Love tuck him in Tuesday

I was practicing drawing poses

Roman: Virgil have you drank Any water today?

Virgil: no

Roman: ok just remembered hydrate or die straight

Virgil: * guzzles water*