Angry Sex With Oberyn Martell Would Include :

Jack, please get glasses...

How would Whiskey react if you took him to a cat cafe to try to teach him what cats are once and for all? -T🐈‍⬛C

Honey look at all these possums

When Alistair said "you don't have to make me proud daddy, I already love you." That had such weight, I wish people would understand it. Love should really be enough between any two people.

Everyone seems to like the idea of Dhawan!Master being rough in bed, but I raise you this: when you’re together, it’s all soft touches and gentle teasing hands. He loves the way you shiver when his fingers trace your nipples, and the sounds you make when he kisses them. He loves feeling your hands in his hair when he’s eating you out, slow and teasing until you cum for him. He loves being deep inside you and hearing your gasps as he hits the perfect spot with gentle thrusts and holding you close

So, I developed this habit ever since Tumblr became my go-to place for reader-insert fanfics of falling in love with characters from shows and movies that I have and will likely never see to the point of actually inserting myself into certain scenarios (i.e; I’ll rewrite the reader’s dialogue to be what I think I would actually say in the given situation)  and coming up with my own headcanons for certain scenarios, Good Omens (specifically Crowley), Doctor Who (specifically 10 and 11) and Sherlock (specifically the detective himself) are the biggest examples of this phenomenon. This also happens with shipping, in which case Johnlock is the biggest example. If I were to watch Sherlock, I would most defiantly see Sherlock and John only as close friends and just roll my eyes when the show is deliberately ship-teasing them. 

Not generally, but now I do

Do you ever think about how many of the items now considered priceless artifacts were once commonplace items? The coins we now marvel at from behind the glass at a museum were once tossed around, stepped on, and traded around. The pottery painstakingly pieced back together was somebody’s favorite wine jug. The decorative pin now rusted and bent once held together the shoulder of someone’s chiton. History is simply a trail of ordinary people going about their day, and I think there’s an odd sort of beauty in that.

✨RH’s TWITTER IS GONE✨

Finally he can shut the fuck up

9: I will not be using a loophole. As always, I will be using the main hole, or no hole. I choose no hole.

Jack: You just said “hole” way too much, Doctor.

Rose: And that’s coming from Jack.

9: Yes, that is concerning.

what’s your thoughts on different languages in winx club? like on other planets do they have other languages?

I like to think other planets and regions within them have their own lingua franca, yes. I don't recall if languages were ever mentioned in the RAI dub, but I do remember that the 4Kids dub (2.13) mentioned Aisha having to learn hundreds of languages as a princess. In the same vein, I like to headcanon that princesses (and royals in general) from other planets have to learn several languages. There’s an emphasis on language classes for royals in particular because most of them need to create strong politico-economic ties with one another, and languages are a gateway to understanding people and their culture.

Magix is the melting pot of linguistic and cultural diversity. Most people who live in Magix are multilingual and have a common language they speak with different accents. I haven’t yet figured out how Bloom understands it, but I suppose the language Bloom speaks on Earth is very similar to the common one in Magix.