Always handsome (trans)
Seokjin: Did you see that? He made her breakfast in bed. That's so sweet!
Namjoon: She got off the plane. In the end, only true love wins.
Taehyung: I'll never let go, Jack. I'LL NEVER LET GOOOO!
Hoseok: *in tears* those f-flowers were her f-f-f-favourite. MY HEEEAAARTT!!!
Jimin: *sniffling through endless piles of tissue* they fought for eachother. They went through a war, the whole world was against them. This is ... this is true love.
Jungkook: A couple that games together, stays together. FUCK YEAH!
Yoongi: Ew.
BLACKPINK - BOOMBAYAH but every time OPPA is heard Tae becomes a flower (c)
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> LH // paramore - brighter
what a king
armys right now
“I asked you last week to come over and hangout at my house but you said no. Plus, I’m busy these days. I’ll see you around kay?” You said walking away.
That night, Nari called to explain how pissed off Jay was.
“Y/N, he’s totally pissed, do you know what he said? Jesus. He said you’re a bitch for only using him as your boy toy and then ignoring him. Did you fuck him and not tell me!?” She gasped.
“Oh my god no! I almost did though…at your party.”
She yelped. “Almost!?”
“He didn’t want to…Nari, he outright rejected me, and when I invited him over last week, it was clear that he would never step into my house.”
“He’s the bitch! You gave him two shots and he’s that stupid?” Nari growled.
“It was only one shot and I was drunk so it’s no big deal, it’s better this way anyhow.” You concluded.
“I always knew you had a huge crush on him.” She stated.
“Okay first, no I didn’t. He was just a really hot friend that I started to like a little too much. Second, I think it’s better if I stay away from him.” You explained.
“That’s your choice I guess, but he’s really pissed. He’s even talking about you in school.” Nari said.
“If I hear him myself, I’ll tell Yoongi to kill him.”
“Speaking of Yoongi, I saw the way he was dragging you out the club the other day. It was a bit inappropriate for an employee…Is he your new boy toy?” She squealed annoyingly.
“He was just pretending to be my date, some old creep was trying to hit on me.” You explained.
She sighed. “I was hoping for something more juicy.”
“Keep dreaming.”
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Rapmonster: If you bite it and you die it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous.
J-hope: What if it bites me and it dies?
Rapmonster: That means you're poisonous.
Jin: What if it bites itself and i die?
Suga: That's voodoo.
V: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Rapmonster: That's correlation,not causation.
Jungkook: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Jimin: That's kinky.
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