The Adrien Agreste Energy Is Strong In This Post

Adrien: Remember keep 6 feet apart from people at all times, make sure to stay home as much as possible, only leaving the house to take care of important matters or work.

Marinette: Wow Adrien, you seem to be an expert on Social Distancing.

Adrien: Years of Practice.

Since I'm just here for the double-secret-identity shenanigans, I'm really into the endless potential around "trying and failing to keep track of who said what as who to whom"

Like Chat and Ladybug are patrolling around an area and Ladybug chimes in with "Oh did you know? Adrien Agreste is doing a photoshoot here next weekend - right across the street. He told me."

And Chat is like Yep sure am but mostly he's confused because. Wait. He definitely didn't tell Ladybug that. Right?

"Wait when did Adrien tell you that?"

"Oh, last Thursday I think. Adrien was walking home from school."

And wait this is even weirder now because

"Adrien was walking home with Marinette on Thursday. He told Marinette that. How do you know that?"

Ladybug stops like Wait, shit, because yeah Adrien told her that as Marinette but she's talking to Chat right now so it shouldn't matter if she keeps straight which of her selves Adrien was talking to but it turns out Chat DOES know somehow that it was Marinette and not Ladybug that Adrien was talking to last Thursday while walking home and Chat is staring at her and Ladybug is buffering trying to figure out what to say

"I was. um. hiding behind the plant when Adrien told Marinette."

"A plant?"

"Yeah there was a plant."

And Ladybug pauses for a beat.

"How do you know Adrien told Marinette that?"

A beat. Chat is buffering.

"I was hiding behind the other plant."

:O

I love how the superhero called Doorman looks just like the doorman at Le Grand Paris.

Are they cousins?

Finally a proper explanation!!!

WOW

Mr Gaiman what is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I think the ritual of stabbing Julius Caesar on the Ides of March is an important Tumblr tradition that needs to be maintained for coming generations.

This is one of the reasons why I love beeing brazilian

I call it dummysexual

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Just watched the video. Cutest thing EVER

Haha so sweet. Loved it

Imagine if ...

I’ve seen many comics about how Chat Noir would react and how jealous he would get with Ladybug finding and taking care of a cat that is not just him, but what if it’s Marinette finding with Adrien a poor stray kitten and taking it home? Because in my opinion we could have the cutest scenes ever like :

* sudden realisation *

And last but not least, how to fuck up your secret identity in just one step :

Congrats Agreste, you did it right.