Fun Fact, I Had To Comeout To Tell My Mom I Like Boys. She Always Thought I Was A Lesbian. Turns Out

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

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Ladybug and Cat Noir reacts to Hawkmoth Rap

nino hires max to hack into gabriel’s files to find dirt on him and to send him viruses but instead they find 12 pre-recorded versions of the hawkmoth rap

I might be doing this as well. The references in my articles will be epic

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

i think ppl will enjoy these so im sharing the experience of studying a tbh creature in the wild.... fascinating creatur.......

This week I just couldn't deal with college work and my job commissions because it meant cleaning my desk. And to do it I would have to organize my drawers first so the things in the desk go to their proper place. Which meant taking stuff out of my drawers and spreading them on my bedroom floor

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

I wish my high school teachers were like this, instead of eating me and my friends with the eyes. I'm 20 now and at uni, but I know I look younger, so any person over 30s that looks at me on a sexualized way seems absolutely gross to me.

normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Huckleberry Finn but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men

Haha so sweet. Loved it

Imagine if ...

I’ve seen many comics about how Chat Noir would react and how jealous he would get with Ladybug finding and taking care of a cat that is not just him, but what if it’s Marinette finding with Adrien a poor stray kitten and taking it home? Because in my opinion we could have the cutest scenes ever like :

* sudden realisation *

And last but not least, how to fuck up your secret identity in just one step :

Congrats Agreste, you did it right.

NPCs in Feywild be like:

Now you have attention deficit forever.

I told my self I was going to be productive during my vacations however I'm back to this bottomless pit called Tumblr and now I can't seem to find a way out of the Miraculous fandom again

It's also fucked up that the first mentors were Snow and his classmates when they were teens like the boys and girls they were going to send to death. Also Snow was the one who mostly contributed to turn the games into a show because even people from the Capital were too disgusted to watch it

The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!

On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.

On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.

Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.