WHY??? IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW SPOILERS FROM GLOOB?

Yes!!! I never know how to explain this without sounding like Lukanette salt

Apparently some people don't see why Lukanette wouldn't last if we forget about Marinette's superhero duties.

If you all were so smart to notice Chat Noir "flirting" and swooning over Ladybug in your attempt to prove why Adrigami wouldn't work out, why are you being blind about Marinette calling Luka "Adrien" three times in a row?

Why are you ignoring Adrien's pictures on Marinette's wall?

Why are you forgetting about her swooning over Adrien minutes before she was supposed to go on a date with Luka?

Right, the date she also completely forgot about?

And then also forgot what the fuck are they even supposed to do on a said date?

Even though Marinette has a forgetful nature, when she is truly in love she doesn't forget and I don't think even the greatest guardian duties wouldn't prevent her from being excited about a date with her loved one.

And before you say "writers are not allowing her to move on", you just confirmed yourself Adrien is also not allowed to move on.

Compatible or not, Marinette is not in love with Luka.

She likes him, but she is not in love.

That doesn't mean she should go back to her obsession towards Adrien, but it also doesn't mean she should date Luka just because things with Adrien are currently not working out.

Because that was a base of their relationship.

Lukanette was born from Luka willingly offering himself to Marinette as her second choice, saying quote: "If things between you and Adrien don't work out, I'll be here for you".

It wasn't the case of Luka "stealing" Marinette's heart and truly making her forget about Adrien with his charm, music and whatnot.

He didn't make her fall in love with him.

He was just there, waiting and offering himself as someone who Marinette could come to when all her other choices fail.

And she went to him, not because she fell for him, but because he offered himself and because she liked him as a person.

This sounds awful, but it is essentially the base of their romantic relationship.

So there is your answer as to why Lukanette wouldn't work out romantically.

It's because there wasn't any romance to begin with.

There was only a guy willing to accept a girl who's in love with someone else and a girl who took that chance because it was offered to her.

No wonder that kind of relationship failed.

"I've never seen this people in my life" 😂😂

Omg this is almost so good as Maryssa's slides about ATLA

I’ve never watched an episode of Miraculous Ladybug, but a while ago an anon asked if I had seen it so I decided to throw this together. It’s compiled from whatever I learned from people I follow on Tumblr, as well as a description of the show I got from a classmate 3 years ago. I tried to avoid googling answers to keep it authentic because yeah, I’m confused.

This started as a “let me show my knowledge” and ended with me asking a bunch of questions. All of them are rhetorical for the sake of humour, you don’t actually need to answer them.

Hopefully fans of the show find this… amusing? Yeah let’s go with that

This is cannon

based on this post by @settledownsummer :3333

Have you guys ever noticed Lady Noir’s pupils are slightly less dilated than Cat Noir’s? 

My grandfather and my godfather (a beloved neighbor and dear family friend) had a long standing bet- for one dollar- about who would die first. Both of them being slightly pessimistic (in the funny way), they both insisted that they themselves would be the first to die. Any time my grandfather had a health scare, he’d gleefully call up my godfather to boast that he’d be passing “any day now” and he was sure to win the bet. It was a big family joke and they were always amiably sparring and comparing notes about who was in worse shape, medically speaking.

When my grandfather was in hospice care dying of liver cancer, my godfather was quite ill also. It took him great effort to make the journey to see his dying friend. As he came into the room, supported by a family member, he shuffled to my grandpa’s bedside and silently handed him a dollar bill. He was ceding his loss of the bet, as they both knew who was going first. My grandpa had been in quite bad shape for a while and was no longer able to speak but let me tell you he snatched that dollar with unexpected strength and literally laughed aloud. He knew exactly what the gesture meant and he couldn’t help but find the humor within the grief. It was the last time any of us heard my grandpa laugh, as he passed shortly after.

When I talk about my appreciation for “dark humor” I’m not so much thinking about edgy jokes, but rather the human instinct to somehow, impossibly, both find and appreciate the absurdity that is so often folded into the profound grief of life and death. When I tell this story I think it kind of perturbs people sometimes, but it’s honestly one of my favorite memories about two men I really deeply admired. I could never hope for anything more than for my loved ones to remember me laughing until the very end, and taking joy in a little joke as one of my final acts.

As a scientist, I feel called out.

Test that hypothesis if you want to but you ain’t gon like the reported data! (x)

Zoozve, my beloved

Rebloging so I'll never miss this piece of art

i found the video

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Omg someone please turn this into a book. And it hit me so hard, because their dinamic is just like me and my best friend a.k.a. the boy I've been in love with for 6 years, except for all the trans part. It gives me hope that we can work out too. We both confessed, but it so damn complicated

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

I call it dummysexual

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight