I Wish That Book Reviews Were Presented The Same Way As Fanfiction Reviews:

adrien gets pissed when people mess with his furniture

Rewatching Captain Hardrock and I noticed that Adrien's couch has been turned around to let Gabriel sit on it as he watches Adrien play piano, and I just

This is so sad! Chat Blanc already broke me, but this...

it’s been months and I still can’t stop thinking about what Chat Blanc did with himself all those months he was alone as the world gradually flooded

Vaginismus/vulvodynia: Sad. Pitiful. Unbangable. Sounds like a disease.

Selective penetrability: Fancy. Sounds like a scientific term. Makes it feel like a evolutionary selected trait.

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

Saw it at Instagram and I had to repost it bcs they are so uncanny similar. Btw, Thiago Lacerda is an awsome actor, if you gringos don't know him yet

This is so important. I never had to experience anything like that, but I have an schizofrenic godfather and I know how it seems real to him

No doctor will ever get my respect like the woman in the ER who checked me for claws and fangs because I told her I was turning into a werewolf and could feel it and let me know gently that she couldn't find any but that didnt make it feel any less real, like THATS how you do it, other doctors who just flat out told me I was wrong take notes

Me, the neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

My neurodivergent mom: *freaking out internally because since I'm her child she has to answer me*

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

Adrien is Duck