When I Think MLB Can't Get Any More Confusing

I'm so doing it in dnd

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

To anyone struggling with vaginism and pelvic pain in general, you can do it. Mostly the posts are very negative, so I wanted to share that I made it. It was hard, but I had a beautiful moment free of pain. Don't give up.

I wish my high school teachers were like this, instead of eating me and my friends with the eyes. I'm 20 now and at uni, but I know I look younger, so any person over 30s that looks at me on a sexualized way seems absolutely gross to me.

normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Huckleberry Finn but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men

Clearly me when I finish uni

That’s why I hate my science teacher

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

I need some kitty cat wisdom

Wasting time.

Aka. I just wanted to draw kitty cat.

#pascalcampion

OMG MY TWO LOVES IN THE SAME CROSSOVER!!!! I love the x-files so much!

To my 2 (two) followers who watch the X-Files: you've enabled me. Enjoy

:O

I love how the superhero called Doorman looks just like the doorman at Le Grand Paris.

Are they cousins?

Kim competing agains his monkey at P.E. class

If kwamis were actual size Tikki would be the least obvious as ladybugs are easy to hide, while each day would be an adventure of Adrien trying to sneak a cat into the class, or Plagg (who still has all the normal kwami powers) sitting on the steps of the school, curled up in the sun, waiting for Adrien to come back, maybe sometimes staring at the doors Damocles slammed in his face mewing, other days finding his way onto the roof.

That or Mendeliev or Bustier has a soft spot for cats, brings it inside from the harsh weather conditions (it’s 20 degrees, a few clouds but mostly gentle sun) and Plagg now spends the whole day at the front of the class being pet by teachers and whichever student is doing a presentation.

romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading