SCAN COMPLETE
YOU ARE GAY
screaming my head off. completely hysterical. inconsolable. dead on the floor. head in my hands
you see perry the platypus when I pull this lever it will scan the brains of everyone in the tristate area and automatically give free HRT to every trans person, driving local gender affirming centers out of business, and then I can buy all their medical equipment at a severely discounted price and dismantle it for aa batteries. my wii remotes are dead
Bruno to that one woman in town
so I watched encanto
[ID: a cartoon character from spongebob on all fours, their face obscured, banging the floor with their fist. next to them is the scattered caption "I never experienced gender envy so bad in my entire life, never I swear". above them are several images of camilo madrigal from encanto. /end ID]
Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.
You know what I love? How much the family loves Mirabel sure they have their moments where they can be rude, talk down to her or ignore her but honestly they clearly love her so much! Especially when she’s singing the family madrigal, they treat her less as “the one without powers” or “the forgotten one” they clearly just see her as a lovable dork. And there’s just something about it LIKE LOOK AT THEM
rat
at my funeral i want my lifeless body to be hung by strings and swung around the room