Ancient Post To Be Brought Back From The Dead But How Could I Forget CASSANDRA????

me looking for tortilla:

✨please reblog for science✨

me and the homies on the way to euthanize a demigod (this is the most hype moment of our lives):

The Radahn Festival is such a bizarre way of handling that situation. Claim glory! Celebration of War! Whooo!

My guy, you've gathered a bunch of badasses together to try and euthanise a demigod. Nothing about this is celebratory.

my formal apology. found on our fellow hellsite reddit.

the funniest part of the whole elden ring dlc discourse is that everyone unequivocally forgave mohg. I love how basically everyone straight up said:

trying this bc why not

What on earth is it with all these old men getting seduced by teenagers in souls games, if I get old and and a teenage girl starts flirting with me I'm either introducing her to my progeny or called her out as a witch on the spot

how in the heck was Jane austen so good at writing dialogue. she's literally the best. I've seen no one better

though a homeschooled boy i may be/i will reblog as a girlie

hold on a sec lemme see something

reblog this post if you are/were a homeschool girlie

Unfathomably based

Hi! This is probably a weird question, but what is your opinion on the prosperity gospel?

That,,,,, sounds like a load of bull and a Very slippery slope to classism and ableism

Reblogging for two reasons

A: Never have I read anything more scarily accurate than this

B:OMGG BOOKS OF BEGINNING FANS IN THE WILD???

so, you know the nightmare before christmas? you know the three kids that are oogie boogie's henchpeople? the two idiot boys dressed as a skeleton and a demon, and the bossy done-with-this girl dressed as a witch? these kids:

they have the exact same energy as jake, beetles, and abigail