A Spoon's Only Objective In Life Is To Make Soup Go Upwards, And It Knows This. That's Why When You Put

I love when people are Moved by Hozier and get mad and start calling him Andrew.

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

Parents think it's a sin for their children to disobey them. Parents think it's okay to assault their children in order to instill the fear of God in them.

Those parents are prime examples of using the lord's name in vain. But they don't want their children to know that. So they instead invent some bullshit definition.

James *whispering*: you know i love you right?

Regulus: i love you too - why are we whispering?

James: so that Sirius thinks we’re plotting against him

Sirius *to Remus*: what are they talking about?

Remus *having heard their whole conversation*: murder

NO ONE SPEAK OMFG NO EVERYONE SHUT UP THE BOG MAN IS SINGING

Blessed trinity together at last

Some plant pics I took on holiday

you'd think a girl would be so normal about a 6'5 curly haired Irish singer who sings about drugs and death and apocalypse and love

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿