Dead Boy Detectives Textposts Part 10

This is so adorable, and yes this very much did happen

Okay, but after Charles and Edwin have gotten their shit together and finally started dating, Charles still calls Edwin mate, because that is what he has always done, and sometimes it feels strange to finish a sentence without any kind of nickname at the end. And it's not like Edwin minds.

Only that Crystal, one day, just snaps, like, "Charles you are aware that you aren't mates anymore, are you? Because I walked into on you two making out at least three times this month and you are currently in Edwin's lap. Don't you think you should update your vocabulary a little?"

And Niko coos, and agrees, and Charles just raises an eyebrow, thinking.

Crystal regrets saying anything just five days later, because it's "here you go, luv", when Charles hands Edwin a letter opener.

"Careful with the sulfur, babes, that shit stains real bad when you get it on your hands. And yes, even ghost skin, don't try and start that with me", when they are brewing a potion.

"Come with, darling, I found this ancient tome you'd really like", when Charles grabs Edwin's hand and drags him to a secluded area in the local magic shop, either to look at a book, or just to share a few kisses.

But what finally gets Crystal to snap is when Edwin looks at Charles like he has never seen a single more beautiful being in the world in the middle of a case, and says, "What brilliant reasoning, my dearest heart."

They ignore her pleading to just go back to normal completely, but a few days after, there's a mate thrown in between the loves and the sweethearts and the babycakes.

It's the first time Crystal considers retiring before she has reached the age of twenty.

its so funny to me that edwin was like having a whole arc coming to terms with his gayness meanwhile esther saw him for three seconds turned her crow into a beautiful boy and was like go flirt with that guy itll work

Is it sad that I just thought maybe Jacerys kept his hair short and straight so that no one saw that resemblance between him and harwin?? I know its most likely not but it's sad to think that.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Monty and Charles having beef not based on romantic jealousy but just because is so much funnier to me. Their first interaction was Charles telling him to "zip it" and Monty was like oh okay so this is personal now.

teenage boys are so scary cause what is this

like i’m as tall as i was 3 years ago and this boy grew like 10cm in 1 year are we being serious

me after episode 4:

I don't

Kinda works...

Maybe its just cuz he's a DILF

More Marcus Moreno. Are we tired of of him yet?