Wasted 20 Dollars To Buy A Half Empty Lighter So My Friends Didn't Light The School On Fire.

11 years?? Goddamn 😭

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

San Marino totally deserved last place I did not hate that song but I had an intense dislike for it and the performance.

Also I want Czechia's outfit that was cool.

My mother thinks Cyprus had some gay undertones

I always feel like I need to be posting online (specifically here) as much as possible to make my life feel worth living, but I'm really happy with how my life is turning out so far, and as happy as I was to have been introduced to Tumblr, feeling like I need to post about so much I've experienced will just make it harder to live in the present, and then my life will suck. My friends know me, I have people I love so much. They can hear about how my life is going, but the point of this blog is to just embrace the 'online experience' i guess. No need for me to post a ton about my life. Anyways I was just thinking.

Sending your kids to school in a new dimension be like-

RE-BLOG THIS IF YOU ARE ASEXUAL AND PROUD ♠️💜

transitioning is like putting on the They Live glasses and seeing that 90% of people looking at you are either jerking off or furiously sharpening a knife. or both. and i do not mean that in a sexy or fun way, and i dont like clarifying that, but i know there's a 90% chance you are thinking it, because i wrote it while being a trans woman.

Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

IMPORTANT

Hi there, I’m moving accounts!

This one will be deleted in at least 5 days. It might take me longer.

I will follow the same people I currently follow. I feel very stuck using this blog and would like to start over, now that I am one year older since starting this blog. I’m ready to let go of it.

Mutuals please follow my new account! I’m sticking around for you guys :)

@anentityofouruniverse

THE ACCOUNT TAGGED ABOVE IS MY NEW ACCOUNT

Mutuals I interact with frequently will be dmed by me on this account to let you know, in case you don’t see this in time. But I’ll also tag you on this post.

@foxesinatrenchcoat @atypeofherb9922 @finleyforevermore

@sorry4partyr0ckin @applesandarson @thegentlemanmoth