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Im gonna fucking piss myself latest BSD chapter.

BRAM GOT LIKE 20 PAGES 10 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME, SERVED CUNT FOR A BIT AND NOW HES GONE???

LIKE DAMN WHY IS BEING A FATHER FIGURE APPARENTLY THE MOST FUCKING HIGH-RISK JOB YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING ASAGIRI?

This is official guys i am quitting BSD /j

Thinking about Robin and Sunday's halos.

About how Robin's halo isn't a closed circle, but more like a branch forming a circular shape, where the start and stem don't touch. It's also uneven in shape and splits into three flowers, like it's allowed to grow freely, unobstructed. Something about Robin having left Penacony and having escaped the confines of her cage, being able to flourish. About her being able to let people in, and connect to them.

Meanwhile Sunday stayed behind to be the head of the Oak family and conform to the strict role that's expected of him, and his halo is a perfectly symmetrical shape that's practically fully closed off. It's sharp, almost more like a crown of thorns than a halo. And it almost doesn't have any openings to let anything, or anyone, in easily. It actively discourages getting close to it.

And then if you want to get sappy about, which I will - Sunday doesn't let anyone in, with that almost completely sealed, thorny halo of his... But there's an opening in Robin's halo, and so it can fit around Sunday's. Something about him always being able to find solace in her, because there's room for him in her (halo) heart always, by design.

Anyway I'm not normal about them.

yk.. bc he's old and knows the og stuff ._ .

atsushi continuously realizing he is surrounded by absolute freaks

Farewell

I feel like people aren't appreciating fyodor enough after the recent chapter. This guy has not only gaslit the characters, but us the audience for what? 15 volumes? He pulled the very same party trick he pulled on Ace, and we fell for it.

"People can be so simple, they truly think they are thinking for themselves. If they discover something themselves, they see value in that, and don't want to think they're being led by the nose"

This applies to us as well. We too made theories and connected the dots as to what fyodor's truth may be, and felt comforted when dazai came up with the same conclusion only for fyodor to be the one feeding us this false information with his magnificent performance. As much as it is frustrating, it's just as fascinating. To have the reader go back all those volumes ago and find out that the clues were there, yet still blatantly lie till the end is amazing. It makes me so sick and insane and I love it. Truly fyodoresque!

Here's the thing. "Renheng but Blade is immortal and nothing goes wrong" goes totally against the themes set up in HSR. But it's so fucking funny.

So, Dan Feng loves Yingxing whatever. They decide to make Yingxing immortal together and then BAM no one finds out (so no big crime to be arrested for) but there's two ways to play it. Either they have to slowly gaslight everyone into believing YX was a long life species this whole time, or they have to somehow pretend this is not YX, this is some other 100% naturally immortal dude and Dan Feng just has the Most specific type ever, to the point that he basically got his exes twin but immortal with a cooler haircut.

And with the gaslighting idea - I think it could work. No one's gonna notice that YX isn't aging for at least a few years, probably more since everyone they know is long-life and they likely have a warped perception of how regular aging works. So DF & YX just gotta wait like 5-10 years, slowly dropping hints that "oh yeah can't wait till our 150th anniversary!!" And Jing Yuan is like "... Hmm is that normal? That's probably normal?".

Cos also. Who's gonna mention it? Like it's gonna take so long for anyone to notice, is Jingliu gonna eventually sit them down like "you did a big sin didn't you" and then YX and DF just play dumb: "what??? Jingliu what are you on about? Is Mara eating all your memories of YX definitely being immortal this whole time?" So that's not good for Jingliu's mental health but whatever.

Anyway so Dan Feng and Yingxing have successfully scammed everyone but DF is still definitely the High Elder and absolutely no one wants him to be dating this guy. Also the dragon heart is missing cos it's in YX's chest and surely the Preceptors would check up on that? Like a renewal service? Some sort of 200-year check-up? Does DF have to take his bf with him so the aura is nearby? It's just a game of "how dumb are these guys?" Until all those preceptors reincarnate into ones who DF can convince "oh no the High Elder is supposed to give the dragon heart to their beloved. Yeah it's a ritual. Oh the immortality uh no Yingxing had that forever obviously".

Eventually YX is gonna get stabbed and he's definitely more immortal than everyone else. More gaslighting ensues probably, cos otherwise it's like?? He's just an abundance monstrosity (Jingliu is seeing red rn) and Jing Yuan has sussed it out at this point but yknow he likes YX; he prefers him being alive than dead. Jingliu is gonna stab YX for being an undying monstrosity and JY steps in - "nooo don't you know I mean ig your parents never told you but if uhhhh you suck enough dragon dick this is totally normal -" and anyway Sanctus Medicus get a lil fetishy sex crazed from that conspiracy theory.

Then later DF has to be reborn which is sad, but I like to think YX just takes like. A gap year from their relationship. He's a divorced old man he deserves a mid life crisis while DH gets the "plss don't fall in love this idiot guy again" speech from the other Vidyadhara but it's working like reverse psychology, DH is all "pshh I'm way too put-together for that!!" And anyway YX is still a hot piece of ass so DH fails immediately.

One day DH gets a dream memory about the whole sinning part of their relationship and has to come to terms with That™ meanwhile YX is sipping a mimosa while he's having a moral dilemma. "No babe it's fine it's like. Yeah it is a hellish sin but it's cute that you're so worried about it. No they can't try us for crimes we did so long ago don't worry" meanwhile JY is still dealing with the paperwork nightmare from YX's birth certificate definitely not being that of a long-life person's but ehh.

Basically fluffy unproblematic renheng where no one gets amnesiaed or tortured is great and good even if it laughs in the face of canon.

hngghh domestic......

"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes

what is ur favorite true spider then. mine r the deinopidae

Deinopidae and all other spider families similar to them are so silly

To answer the question my favorite are the Poecilotheria Metallica or commonly known as peacock parachute spiders/peacock tarantulas. I really love their colors

Honorable mention: The Archaeidae, i gotta commend the silliness they put into their biology

Whats funny about this is that Anon specifically said tarantulas

woukd you consider tarantulas Bugs

No, they are their own species. 

Motojiro Kajii looking ass haircut

Nah causr i expected lice, fleas, ticks for gods sake.

BUT A FUCKING ANT JUST FELL OUT OF MY HAIR??

Light: *kills Ryuzaki*

Light: damn this is boring where's Ryuzaki

Ppl jokingly saying "Light's the type of guy who reads porn mags for the articles" unaware of the fact this is literally just straight-up canon in the manga:

Artblock is killing me, have some Fedyas [Ft. Sigma]

TW: blood

Shitty brainrot doodles

CHRISTMAS TREEGMA

Bro i was in the bathroom and theres like a whole ass rainbow reflecting off of me and that didnt have no place being there cause its the middle of night and nothing like this ever happenes so all i can do is solemnly think to myself "Am i that gay?"

"I've come up with a theory. How is Fyodor so calm and smart constantly? How is he able to think of such crazy plans? Easy. He's high. Think about it for a second I promise I have my reasons for thinking this."

(OOC: headcanon Ivan smiles wider when he's in distressing/uncomfortable situations.

You're asking him things and you get to Fyodor and how the employees are treated. He's smiling wider- looking more deranged- and he laughs, it sounding almost forced, and he tells you Fyodor is one of the greatest people ever.

You doubt it.)

That one scene of Nikolai dropping a whole fucking beam on Atsushi and saying "I went and dropped the utility pole from the surface! Heh!" in that quirky ass voice is my 3rd reason to live

That helicopter would be SO STINKY right after

awkward helicopter ride back home

OOC: things I believe Lovecraft has had breakdowns over

Accidentally saying "thanks you" to a cashier

Not knowing what to call sizes at Starbucks and accidentally referring to them as 'large' and 'small'

Bumping his head on a doorway

Being bumped into and not knowing whether to apologize or not

Having to tell the cashier they forgot his ketchup

Having his order messed up horribly (he ate it anyway)

Accidentally giving someone in the Guild the wrong tool because he was having a breakdown and ½ over what tool he needed to grab

Accidentally referring to a celebrity as another celebrity (the kpop stans destroyed his self confidence)

Not knowing a minor character's name in a movie (again the fans got em)

Accidentally knocking over something not breakable at a store

Etc :3

WOWW, HHUH, HMM...

Pov: you're the prisoners guard

Don't let him talk, he will manipulate you

(there will be a yandere pov part two, stay tuned!)

I think Bungou Stray Dogs fans as a whole should include this piece of irl Fitzgerald lore into their perception of the character:

He was a drag queen

Why do you draw and ship skk if you don’t like dazai. I want a genuine reply

this is quite possibly the dumbest question i've ever been asked. i don't hate dazai. he's my second favorite character.

but he's also the character i have a love/hate relationship with due to the fact that he's so complex and intricately written. the moral grayness is such an intriguing aspect and it means i can't love him for everything, bc he HAS committed atrocities that i won't condone. however he's still my babygirl and i love him anyway

Sigma guinea pig agenda <3

Sigma would be a guinea pig person truther ☝️

[I'm new to Tumblr how does this site work 😭]

I hate him, your honor

Fyodor operating a forklift?

Who let him get a hold of one of these-

Fyodor Doestovesky operating a fork lift!

it just went to waste

Canon

Im fucking done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 link.