Paratober Day 16: The Narrator

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your sins

I cannot get argenti(na) out of my head he's invading my brain like a parasite, what do you mean he owns the equivalent of a formula 1 car where did he get that, do all knights of beauty own one or Just him, how? Does someone give them an allowance and he wasted all in that fkn ship, how does he survive? is he hitting every small planet like a late night fast food/convinience store hunt at 3 am? HOW is he conveniently on time to save someone in extreme situations like yknow INSIDE AN AEON'S STOMACH and FUCKING LIMBO being completely normal about it then skiddadle away to god knows where, btw your god is 100% DEAD (I think?) and I have no idea what the FUCK you are seeing in your hallucinations near death fucking adrenaline junkie what the fuck is wrong with him, he's insane he's suicidal and god he loves everything and everyone, he sees everything with such vibrant Pink filter that should've melted his eyes by now AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE LITERALLY APPEARED OUT OF FUCKIIIKNNGGG NOWHERE AND WENT HAHA HEY YOU BEAUTIFUL PEACOCK HOP IN and the back of the ship is a sticker that says only beautiful beings allowed which is, everyone, and aventurine was so fucking baffled at this like haha hey jade yea so um I was in limbo kinda and this category 6 florida man showed up out of nowhere in his ferrari while constantly flirting with me and suddenly I was in the hotel and now im talking to you BY THE WAY WITH WHAAHSHE IS UP WITH HIS VISIONS OF AN AEON HE SAYS IS SOOOOL BEAUTIFUL IT MIGHT BE IDRILA AND IM LIKE WELL, WITH HOW MUCH YOU LIKE ADRENALINE AND ALMOST DYING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SEEING NIHILITY BITHC GTE A GRIP

I am not normal about him

Nah causr i expected lice, fleas, ticks for gods sake.

BUT A FUCKING ANT JUST FELL OUT OF MY HAIR??

tutititututu dadadududuudu dididedaddada! ddannnnnnnnnnnnnn.... piano sounds. Probably.

"Just make sure you'll get better at 360s while I'm gone"

Is he stupid

Homicipher? More like homocipher haha im so fucking hillarious

Have some calories, tiny waist man 😳

headcanon based on the times welt had to remake his body.

personally? i don't think he anticipated needing to literally memorize everything, so he's just going off of what seems about right. but like. that's bound to have mistakes. it's nothing like huge, like he still mostly looks like "welt yang"

but little things like his exact shade of brown being slightly off, maybe his hands are just a slightly different size, tiny things like that.

not generally noticeable, but just enough to be kinda Off-Feeling when welt looks in a mirror. like yea it's him. but hm.

does it bother him? probably not a ton, it's not super important he didn't Exactly remember every tiny measurement of his body. but maybe just sometimes it's a little unnerving.