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My Captive Prince Fancast

Damen - Stanley Tucci

Laurent - Stanley Tucci

Auguste - Stanley Tucci

Kastor - Stanely Tucci

Jokaste - Stanley Tucci

Charls- Stanley Tucci

Lazar- Stanley Tucci

Paschal - Stanely Tucci

i just want them to see each other again :(

the age-old discussion as to whether or not ben barnes was poor casting for dorian gray is incredibly funny to me like yes we know that dorian is supposed to look like an innocent blond cherub instead of a dark luciferian daddy long leg prince of sin because literature but it all comes down nitpicking in the end because i’m just sure that oscar wilde the man himself would have been salivating over ben every waking minute of his damn life if he were here

YOURE ON KEVIN BATHROOM DUTY FOREVER FOR BEING A ZOMBIE. THATS FAIR. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ronan complaining about capritwt is so funny when you look at capri tumblr

i don’t think the emperor or any of his surviving original lyctors can possibly comprehend how grateful they should be for whatever harrow’s done to scoop gideon out of her brain because if harrowhark nonagesimus was in possession of the the full knowledge that her first enemy and only friend in the whole world Gideon Nav had given her life so that Harrow could sit at a dining room table while God and his first two saints got wine drunk and argued about which of the cavaliers they’d murdered to achieve immortality was the most bangable and made your mom jokes then i do not believe there would be any force in the known or unknown universe that could keep her from deicide

hello gideon nav nation we ride at dawn how do we feel abt the alectopause (im putting this on my print shop if anyone’s interested!)

Harrowhark but she's Blood of Eden and her name is Spooky Scary Skeletons Send Shivers Down Your Spine. Is this anything.

Listen. The Picture of Dorian Gray should not be hard to adapt. Drag Ben Whishaw or Nick Hoult or somebody out of the opium dens to play Lord Henry, it's not as if we're strapped for gorgeous dissolute twinks. Kidnap 20-year-old Heath Ledger from the year 1999 to play Dorian. Summon the ghost of Pier Paolo Pasolini from Hell and tell him that if he doesn't direct another indescribably awful gay arthouse pornohorror, the fascists will win. And - this is crucial - make it gay, but in the worst way possible. I want it to set the discourse back 15 years. People should walk out of the theater asking if gay marriage should be legal.

It simply is not that difficult.

i saw nona spoilers on your blog that made me think she was actually the soul of every cow john killed. shes innocent because shes cow, doesnt like food because she wants to eat grass, shes uncoordinated because she used to have hooves, the language thing is just a thing cows can do. thank you it was a good way to read the book

this fucking rules. fuck the nona ending i'm choosing to believe this now